*DJ Gasparino: Goldman Sachs President Gary Cohn Fully Aware I Can Fight Like Mike Tyson In His Prime, If I So Chose

*DJ Gasparino: What I Lack In Height, I Make Up For In Having The Wingspan Of A Pterodactyl

*DJ Gasparino: Cohn Knows Gasparino’s Reach Is So Formidable He Could Be Eating A Slice On Arthur Avenue And Knock The GS Prez Out In Midtown

[via @cgasparino]

4 comments (hidden to protect delicate sensibilities)
Show all comments ↓

Comments (4)

  1. Posted by Lowly Assistant | July 31, 2013 at 6:11 PM

    I remember those cheers / They still ring in my ears / After years, they remain in my thoughts. / Go to one night / I took off my robe, and what'd I do? I forgot to wear shorts. / I recall every fall / Every hook, every jab / The worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. / As you know, my life wasn't drab. / Though I'd much… Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When you delve… Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When I delve into Shakespeare / "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse," I haven't had a winner in six months.

    [Straps on speed chute. Folds cotechino into 60° triangle and shoves into mouth. Whistles giglio.]

  2. Posted by Turnip Truck | July 31, 2013 at 6:26 PM

    Stay away from the whores on Seventh Ave. there, Charlie.

  3. Posted by Guest | July 31, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    Toss a little flattery his way and that retard will believe anything.

    -GS Flack

  4. Posted by Could be Wong | August 1, 2013 at 1:57 AM

    Charlie's reach is so formidable, he could be sampling mortadella at Pastosas while giving a reach-around in the Equinox steam room.