STAMFORD, Conn.– As federal prosecutors filed criminal charges against SAC Capital, it appeared to be business as usual outside the firm’s headquarters at a suburban office park about an hour northeast of New York City by train…Grace DeVito and her daughter Gaea were walking their dog Ivy and Maggie, a four-month-old German shepherd past SAC, as they do most mornings. DeVito, a 48-year-old portrait artist wearing a straw hat, said it appeared there were more security guards outside SAC than usual…“It’s usually quiet here except for the 8-to-9 and 4-to-6 traffic,” said DeVito, who said she lives nearby and wasn’t aware of the criminal indictment. “It’s a great place to walk around,” DeVito said, adding that she thinks SAC must have a nice cafeteria inside their headquarters, as she can smell good food wafting as she walks by in the morning. [WSJ]

Comments (19)

  1. Posted by Im_a_Dude | July 25, 2013 at 3:24 PM

    They're cooking food in there? i knew it. Call in the USDA and FDA to investigate too!

  2. Posted by SEC | July 25, 2013 at 3:42 PM

    Guys, let's back off this. SAC has already been vetted by a 48-year-old portrait artist wearing a straw hat; if she hasn't found anything there is no way we will.

  3. Posted by quant me maybe ... | July 25, 2013 at 3:45 PM

    "adding that she thinks SAC must have a nice cafeteria inside their headquarters, as she can smell good food wafting as she walks by in the morning."

    …. That's the smell of compliance cooking children for breakfast.

  4. Posted by The Real SEC | July 25, 2013 at 3:45 PM

    Can she show us some paintings of her french girls (and/or post ops) though?

  5. Posted by Lowly Assistant | July 25, 2013 at 3:55 PM

    Thanks. That's shredded 20lb letter and burning sage for the smudging.

    -Stefan Cohen

  6. Posted by AQR alumna | July 25, 2013 at 3:57 PM

    It's good food until one of the Indians sneezes all over the food.

  7. Posted by guest | July 25, 2013 at 3:59 PM

    ya got that?

  8. Posted by What? | July 25, 2013 at 4:00 PM

    Her daughter's name is Gaea and her dog's name is Ivy AND Maggie? Straw hat aside, Grace is either stoned to the bejeezus-belt or out of her fucking treehouse.

  9. Posted by Guest | July 25, 2013 at 4:02 PM

    Drawings*

    -UBS Titanic Quant

  10. Posted by quant me maybe ... | July 25, 2013 at 4:09 PM

    If given the opportunity, I believe I would try to smoke a pound of weed. I'd even share with her.

    - guy who remembers when weed was $40/oz or $350/lb. You had to smoke a shitload to arrive at your destination. Wonder if it's still that way?

  11. Posted by Guest | July 25, 2013 at 4:12 PM

    Sneezy Indians are the worst!

    -Pakistan

  12. Posted by Andrew Lahde | July 25, 2013 at 4:27 PM

    No, it's not.

  13. Posted by Louis | July 25, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    8 to 9 and 4 to 6???

    Pussies.

  14. Posted by HolyCow | July 25, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    Charlie Gasbag walks his wife there everyday. A resident of nearby Roweeten, the big dope puts a leash on his even BIGGER wife and takes her for a stroll past the house that Stevie built. She plants a big old steamer on the SAC and the Gasbag sticks one of his FBN business cards to mark the ocassion.

    Now there are many of you who believe that there is a high correlation between dog shit and Charlie's FBN reporting. I would argue that her shits are bigger than those of a dog and that shitty reporting can be attributed to everyone on FBN.

  15. Posted by Guest | July 25, 2013 at 8:04 PM

    You only need to work 3 hours a day when you have inside info.

  16. Posted by anon | July 26, 2013 at 1:58 PM

    the "edge"

  17. Posted by roger | July 26, 2013 at 2:55 PM

    Then the Porkistani bus boy has to come in and take it away…

  18. Posted by LOL | July 29, 2013 at 1:45 PM

    rumor the local matzoh shop and custom yamakas tailor is closing down

  19. Posted by narendra modi news | August 31, 2013 at 7:52 AM

    Delhi is capital of India and most popular city of different peoples.