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WSJ: Here’s What Someone Who Has Absolutely No Connection To SAC Other Than The Fact That Her Dog Shits On Their Lawn Has To Say

STAMFORD, Conn.– As federal prosecutors filed criminal charges against SAC Capital, it appeared to be business as usual outside the firm’s headquarters at a suburban office park about an hour northeast of New York City by train…Grace DeVito and her daughter Gaea were walking their dog Ivy and Maggie, a four-month-old German shepherd past SAC, as they do most mornings. DeVito, a 48-year-old portrait artist wearing a straw hat, said it appeared there were more security guards outside SAC than usual…“It’s usually quiet here except for the 8-to-9 and 4-to-6 traffic,” said DeVito, who said she lives nearby and wasn’t aware of the criminal indictment. “It’s a great place to walk around,” DeVito said, adding that she thinks SAC must have a nice cafeteria inside their headquarters, as she can smell good food wafting as she walks by in the morning. [WSJ]

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  1. Im_a_Dude says:

    They're cooking food in there? i knew it. Call in the USDA and FDA to investigate too!

  2. SEC says:

    Guys, let's back off this. SAC has already been vetted by a 48-year-old portrait artist wearing a straw hat; if she hasn't found anything there is no way we will.

  3. quant me maybe ... says:

    "adding that she thinks SAC must have a nice cafeteria inside their headquarters, as she can smell good food wafting as she walks by in the morning."

    …. That's the smell of compliance cooking children for breakfast.

  4. Lowly Assistant says:

    Thanks. That's shredded 20lb letter and burning sage for the smudging.

    -Stefan Cohen

  5. AQR alumna says:

    It's good food until one of the Indians sneezes all over the food.

  6. What? says:

    Her daughter's name is Gaea and her dog's name is Ivy AND Maggie? Straw hat aside, Grace is either stoned to the bejeezus-belt or out of her fucking treehouse.

    • quant me maybe ... says:

      If given the opportunity, I believe I would try to smoke a pound of weed. I'd even share with her.

      – guy who remembers when weed was $40/oz or $350/lb. You had to smoke a shitload to arrive at your destination. Wonder if it's still that way?

  7. Louis says:

    8 to 9 and 4 to 6???

    Pussies.

  8. HolyCow says:

    Charlie Gasbag walks his wife there everyday. A resident of nearby Roweeten, the big dope puts a leash on his even BIGGER wife and takes her for a stroll past the house that Stevie built. She plants a big old steamer on the SAC and the Gasbag sticks one of his FBN business cards to mark the ocassion.

    Now there are many of you who believe that there is a high correlation between dog shit and Charlie's FBN reporting. I would argue that her shits are bigger than those of a dog and that shitty reporting can be attributed to everyone on FBN.

  9. Guest says:

    You only need to work 3 hours a day when you have inside info.

  10. LOL says:

    rumor the local matzoh shop and custom yamakas tailor is closing down

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