Whoever takes over for Steve Ballmer may be smart. He made have the requisite business experience. He may know how to give a speech that rallies the troops and he may even be a media darling. But if this person doesn’t have the ability to spontaneously go completely, combustible apeshit insane on stage at a company event? To soak his entire shirt with sweat, nay, with passion? Well, then he’s just always going to be known as the guy who followed Steve.