• 22 Oct 2013 at 12:37 PM

Caption Contest Tuesday


Bill Ackman taking a Citibike for a spin last week at a Park Avenue Armory gala. [NYSD]

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  1. Posted by bbb | October 22, 2013 at 12:42 PM

    first one to the light house wins!

  2. Posted by ILoveLamp | October 22, 2013 at 12:56 PM

    "Billy's Big Adventure"

  3. Posted by D. Loeb | October 22, 2013 at 12:57 PM

    Watch my bloomberg profile later for the winning comment. Closest entry gets a years sub to herbalife gold package.

  4. Posted by J. Shazar | October 22, 2013 at 1:03 PM

    "Bill Ackman taking a Citibike for a spin last week at a Park Avenue Armory gala. [NYSD]"

    what do I win?

  5. Posted by A Jerk | October 22, 2013 at 1:05 PM

    Citibike? I've been calling it Citibank! Why didn't anyone tell me? Oh I've been making an idiot out of myself

    -not that related, but I watched it last night and it's still in my head.

  6. Posted by bill ackman | October 22, 2013 at 1:05 PM

    the only thing weighing me down more than my $HLF short is this heavy ass poor person bike.

  7. Posted by guest | October 22, 2013 at 1:06 PM

    I've been trying to find a place to park this thing for like, 3 hours.

  8. Posted by HotKarl | October 22, 2013 at 1:06 PM

    Is there a bike rack in front of Minetta's? I plan to slay mad poon tonight.

  9. Posted by zoroz | October 22, 2013 at 1:13 PM

    "Are these bikes supposed to have seats?"

  10. Posted by Mexi_Cant | October 22, 2013 at 1:17 PM

    Was this part of the negotiations when picking Citibank to sell his JCP shares?

  11. Posted by Oregon Trail | October 22, 2013 at 1:19 PM

    Looks like Ackman and all fellow shorters are circling the wagons on their HLF bet….

  12. Posted by Bills Inner Child | October 22, 2013 at 1:24 PM

    Does anyone have a deck of cards? Gonna make this thing sound like a motorcycle, its awesome.

  13. Posted by Titney Wilson | October 22, 2013 at 1:26 PM

    My Citibike still has training wheels….

    –Whit

  14. Posted by Guest | October 22, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    Bill Ackman find yet another thing to take downhill

  15. Posted by Home Erectus | October 22, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    It would be fitting if he gets hit by a bus with an Herbalife ad on it

  16. Posted by C. Icahn | October 22, 2013 at 1:31 PM

    Why don't you try out that bike outdoors, Bill? Where the real men ride.

  17. Posted by Guest | October 22, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    Would he still be smiling if there were a bike seat?

  18. Posted by Shaz's beard | October 22, 2013 at 1:47 PM

    There's room for 2 on this hog Shazzy

  19. Posted by Faces of Meth | October 22, 2013 at 1:53 PM

    Shazar, shazar, shazar, shazar, fuck'n, shazar, chameleon,Shazar, shazar, shazar, shazar, fuck'n, shazar, chameleon, Shazar, shazar, shazar, shazar, fuck'n, shazar, chameleon, Shazar, shazar, shazar, shazar, fuck'n, shazar, chameleon. You come and go, you come and go
    Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
    Red gold and green, red gold and green
    You come and go, you come and go
    Yeah thumbs up yeah thumbs up

  20. Posted by Larb | October 22, 2013 at 1:54 PM

    Hey Ackman, why don't you cry about it?

  21. Posted by Yardy | October 22, 2013 at 2:08 PM

    On one perticular dive a large snapper approached me and swam off, then again approached me and swam off in the same direction. This snapper continued this a few more times till I decided to follow and I kid you not it led me straight to a lionfish! I carefully took aim with the snapper sitting right next to the spear waiting. As soon as I released the spear the snapper went straight for the Lionfish, the only thing was I had missed it, luckily the snapper did not realise this and as fast as I could blink the Lionfish was gone. This took place in 2010 I left in 2011 with a kill count way to high for me to count

  22. Posted by Guest | October 22, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    Matt's vacation package at Bloomberg must be better than BART's.

  23. Posted by big ring 12 | October 22, 2013 at 2:15 PM

    Getting into shape for Ackman-Loeb cycle off part deux

  24. Posted by guest | October 22, 2013 at 2:23 PM

    And in Ring Number Three, Clown Silly Billy on a bike!

  25. Posted by JCP | October 22, 2013 at 2:26 PM

    JCP launches its new bikewear. The classic looks of a Brooks, but with the sweat wicking powers of a Lululemon.

  26. Posted by Puck It | October 22, 2013 at 2:31 PM

    Figures that pussy would be riding a girl's bike.

    –Carl I.

  27. Posted by Heroine Trader | October 22, 2013 at 2:39 PM

    hope yellen takes the gloves off so these markets can get to trading again. so much time on everyone's hands, the quality of comments really blows donkey dick

  28. Posted by Avon Barksdale, CFA | October 22, 2013 at 2:51 PM

    Are you interested in offers of employment?

  29. Posted by Reggie Dunlop | October 22, 2013 at 3:53 PM

    Mr. Ackman seems blissfully unaware a few moments before Mr. Icahn jammed a stick in the spokes of what Mr. Icahn later repeatedly referred to as "JC Penny's sissy bike"

  30. Posted by Alt_EST | October 22, 2013 at 6:52 PM

    "Riding double-dutch (models)"

  31. Posted by guest | October 22, 2013 at 10:55 PM

    Citibank's newest Structured Product: Collateralize Bike Obligations embedded with Senior Unsecure Junk Bonds.

  32. Posted by el guesto | October 23, 2013 at 11:10 AM

    Meant to upvote, accidentally downvoted. Need to stop drinking @ the desk.

  33. Posted by Icahn't | October 23, 2013 at 2:15 PM

    Icahn: This is the only kinda cycle the kid can ride…

  34. Posted by Cost: $5 | October 23, 2013 at 3:39 PM

    "Need to save money, just bought a $100 Dealbreaker gym bag."