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Bill Ackman taking a Citibike for a spin last week at a Park Avenue Armory gala. [NYSD]
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first one to the light house wins!
"Billy's Big Adventure"
Watch my bloomberg profile later for the winning comment. Closest entry gets a years sub to herbalife gold package.
"Bill Ackman taking a Citibike for a spin last week at a Park Avenue Armory gala. [NYSD]"
what do I win?
Citibike? I've been calling it Citibank! Why didn't anyone tell me? Oh I've been making an idiot out of myself
-not that related, but I watched it last night and it's still in my head.
the only thing weighing me down more than my $HLF short is this heavy ass poor person bike.
I've been trying to find a place to park this thing for like, 3 hours.
Is there a bike rack in front of Minetta's? I plan to slay mad poon tonight.
"Are these bikes supposed to have seats?"
Was this part of the negotiations when picking Citibank to sell his JCP shares?
Looks like Ackman and all fellow shorters are circling the wagons on their HLF bet….
Does anyone have a deck of cards? Gonna make this thing sound like a motorcycle, its awesome.
My Citibike still has training wheels….
It would be fitting if he gets hit by a bus with an Herbalife ad on it
Bill Ackman find yet another thing to take downhill
Why don't you try out that bike outdoors, Bill? Where the real men ride.
Would he still be smiling if there were a bike seat?
There's room for 2 on this hog Shazzy
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Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red gold and green, red gold and green
You come and go, you come and go
Yeah thumbs up yeah thumbs up
Hey Ackman, why don't you cry about it?
On one perticular dive a large snapper approached me and swam off, then again approached me and swam off in the same direction. This snapper continued this a few more times till I decided to follow and I kid you not it led me straight to a lionfish! I carefully took aim with the snapper sitting right next to the spear waiting. As soon as I released the spear the snapper went straight for the Lionfish, the only thing was I had missed it, luckily the snapper did not realise this and as fast as I could blink the Lionfish was gone. This took place in 2010 I left in 2011 with a kill count way to high for me to count
Matt's vacation package at Bloomberg must be better than BART's.
Getting into shape for Ackman-Loeb cycle off part deux
And in Ring Number Three, Clown Silly Billy on a bike!
JCP launches its new bikewear. The classic looks of a Brooks, but with the sweat wicking powers of a Lululemon.
Figures that pussy would be riding a girl's bike.
hope yellen takes the gloves off so these markets can get to trading again. so much time on everyone's hands, the quality of comments really blows donkey dick
Are you interested in offers of employment?
Mr. Ackman seems blissfully unaware a few moments before Mr. Icahn jammed a stick in the spokes of what Mr. Icahn later repeatedly referred to as "JC Penny's sissy bike"
"Riding double-dutch (models)"
Citibank's newest Structured Product: Collateralize Bike Obligations embedded with Senior Unsecure Junk Bonds.
Meant to upvote, accidentally downvoted. Need to stop drinking @ the desk.
Icahn: This is the only kinda cycle the kid can ride…
"Need to save money, just bought a $100 Dealbreaker gym bag."