Time was, the life of a junior investment banker meant making an obscene amount of money for someone just out of college, in exchange for, well, everything. Weekends were a privilege, not a right, all-nighters were a way of life, and if your boss wasn’t barking increasingly onerous demands at you, ripping your head off moments after you turned in a one-hundred page pitch book you missed your grandmother’s 90th birthday to finish, and telling you to do it again, and try, this time, “not to fuck it up,” something was very wrong.

Then the financial crisis hit, and Wall Street started paying less, and junior investment bankers started to do some reflection. “Hey,” they said, “We’re not making the kind of money they talked about in Liar’s Poker and The Last Tycoons. Telling girls we work at banks doesn’t melt panties like it used to and gone are the days of Christmas parties on yachts featuring shrimp the size of a fist and hookers brought in at a ratio of 2:1. And what the hell gives re: dinner allowances when working late? Twenty bucks barely covers an appetizer, entree, and Coke.”

So the junior investment bankers got together, like a long-oppressed people often do, and decided they weren’t going to stand for it any longer. First things first, they were going to start interviewing with hedge funds and private equity firms before their two years of servitude were up. They were going to write books about what a hell-hole their employers were, and how they ripped off clients and probably couldn’t even recite John C. Whitehead’s 14 Business Principles if they tried. They were going to tell each other that the trade off for working 100 hours a week (the possibility of one day having a conversation with Gary Cohn’s grundle) was no longer worth it. They were going to leave for Silicon Valley. They were going to tell the younger generations that there wasn’t much difference between being a junior investment banker and a lawyer.

For one bank, Goldman Sachs, that was a bridge too far. So it got a “task force” together to figure out what it could do to make its junior mistmakers slightly less miserable and after a lot of memos and committee meetings and back and forths finally decided to very generously allow the young people to take some (SOME. NOT ALL.) weekends off, in addition to implementing a new system that minimizes the instances of senior bankers making vague requests of underlings and subsequently being forced to ask said underling if they were “some kind of idiot” and stressing that that was “an actual question” awaiting an actual answer.

Basically, it’s an embarrassment of riches that would have been unheard of prior to 2008 and even today might shock some investment banking vets.

The New York banking company said it has spent the past year working to improve the work-life balance of most-junior employees, known on Wall Street as analysts, by reducing their hours and other measures. The moves come as banks across the industry struggle to keep young workers who increasingly are favoring the better hours at hedge funds and private-equity firms and the lavish perks at technology startups over Wall Street’s grinding analyst programs…Goldman long has been viewed as a fast track to wealth and a wellspring of talent. Some of its top executives began their careers in its much-copied analyst program, which started in 1982. Since then, the programs have become synonymous with grueling work loads, late nights and depressingly frequent orders for takeout food. But earlier this year, Goldman formed a task force made up of senior staff from different businesses within the firm to improve quality of life and promote career-development opportunities for junior employees. It has implemented the task force’s suggestions.

One of Goldman’s goals is to find ways to help young employees finish their work during the regular five-day workweek and avoid all-nighters. Weekend work should be reserved for “critical client activity,” the task force found. For example, when a more-senior analyst commissions a client presentation, the task force has advised asking for a short outline rather than a full presentation that could run 100 pages or more. Goldman also created new technology that makes it easier for senior bankers to let analysts know what kind of information they need. In an attempt to minimize email traffic, the technology lets senior bankers input specific requests through a portal that can be accessed by the analyst anywhere. This allows senior bankers to be more explicit in their requests, ensuring the junior analysts have a shot at getting the information right the first time, a Goldman spokesman said. […] “The goal is for our analysts to want to be here for a career,” said David Solomon, co-head of Goldman’s investment-banking division. “We want them to be challenged, but also to operate at a pace where they’re going to stay here and learn important skills that are going to stick.”

Enjoy your Saturday, everyone.

Goldman Seeks to Improve Working Conditions for Junior Staffers [WSJ]
Goldman
Pushes Junior Investment Bankers to Take Weekends Off
[Bloomberg]

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  1. Posted by John's BFF Yo | October 29, 2013 at 2:19 PM

    Great classic DB Post Bess. Enjoyable read.

    And congrats….you wrote more than Shazar in this one piece then he did in the entire month of October.

  2. Posted by Fuck it | October 29, 2013 at 2:29 PM

    Ah, yes. The old here's-our-new-policy trick. My preemptive condolances go out to any first-year analysts that take this at face value. My only question is: did Lloyd literally wink as he released this initiative or was the wink implied?

  3. Posted by John Thomas Intern | October 29, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    Will there still be no chairs allowed?

  4. Posted by Guesty | October 29, 2013 at 2:34 PM

    Is this going to be as effective as their conflict of interest policy?

  5. Posted by Regina | October 29, 2013 at 2:34 PM

    Lloyd: I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the office. We're not like a *regular* investment bank, we're a *cool* investment bank.

  6. Posted by Not SMU | October 29, 2013 at 2:37 PM

    PR piece for interview/recruitment season? College grads know California > New York City. The viral vid where the bikers curb stomped the Range Rover driver confirmed to everyone that your city is full of disgusting trash.

  7. Posted by Cliche, but true | October 29, 2013 at 2:51 PM

    What the hell is your problem?

  8. Posted by guest | October 29, 2013 at 2:54 PM

    Worlds going to hell in a hand basket! Next thing you know these Gimps will want to have the gag ball removed.

    -Gods Work Quality Assurance Team

  9. Posted by Guest | October 29, 2013 at 2:57 PM

    California? Like the giant homeless shelter that is San Francisco? I once saw a guy in the Mission taking a dump on the street at 10am.
    — someone who likes SF but wishes some sights could be unseen.

  10. Posted by SMU Secure | October 29, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    No drag me into your shit stew. Dallas is enlightened compared to CA and NYC.

  11. Posted by Alt_EST | October 29, 2013 at 3:06 PM

    Hey, you know what all your work is? Yeah, 'critical client activity,' that's what.

    -Your MD

  12. Posted by investorcluzo | October 29, 2013 at 3:07 PM

    Wait, there are 100 page pitchbooks?
    -UBS MD

  13. Posted by Guest | October 29, 2013 at 3:12 PM

    If they make these changes, how will analysts learn valuable life skills like:
    1) putting in face time until 8pm when you may or may not get staffed on something?
    2) how to put on 20lbs in 2 yrs?
    3) formatting a presentation and carrying books for ungrateful middle-aged bankers?

  14. Posted by Every MD Ever | October 29, 2013 at 3:13 PM

    don't spend all night on this….you can give it to me first thing tomorrow.

  15. Posted by Texashedge | October 29, 2013 at 3:16 PM

    "For example, when a more-senior analyst commissions a client presentation, the task force has advised asking for a short outline rather than a full presentation that could run 100 pages or more."

    Okay, boss. Here's my outline:

    1) Boilerplate
    2) Boilerplate
    3) League table
    4) Boilerplate
    5) Actual client-specific page
    6) Boilerplate
    7) Disclaimer (maybe put at beginning?)

    Control-F-Alt-R last client's name. Dare to be great. Andimouttahere

  16. Posted by Guesteban | October 29, 2013 at 3:21 PM

    We thought about our dilemma, and we came up with a solution that we honestly think works out best for one of both of us.

    – Goldman Sachs HR

  17. Posted by J Shazzdazzler | October 29, 2013 at 3:37 PM

    So you're saying it's a lot of copying and pasting? How did I still get dinged from every bank I applied to????

  18. Posted by UBS Rates Desk | October 29, 2013 at 3:47 PM

    We share your excitement, we've been given the next few years off!!

  19. Posted by guest | October 29, 2013 at 4:01 PM

    So nothing changed?

    -Back office

  20. Posted by biglawinsecure | October 29, 2013 at 4:07 PM

    They were going to tell the younger generations that there wasn’t much difference between being a junior investment banker and a lawyer.

    its nothing like being a lawyer, because none of them were dumb enough to pay for 3 more years of school.

  21. Posted by Flo | October 29, 2013 at 4:18 PM

    Asian caveman says what

  22. Posted by UBesque | October 29, 2013 at 4:20 PM

    8) Profit*

    * does not apply to UBS

  23. Posted by Guest | October 29, 2013 at 4:49 PM

    money education is free for people

    -Emmitt Smith

  24. Posted by guest | October 29, 2013 at 5:04 PM

    fuck off, loser

  25. Posted by PIK_Toggle | October 29, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    Please, I've seen homeless guys pissing and shitting all over Manhattan.

    – Guy who is honest about life in NYC

  26. Posted by Party girl | October 29, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    Fuck that noise. Goldman should follow Barclays approach. Initiate Friday jeans day. Now everyone can be perpetual teenagers on Fridays. does wonders to your work life balance. Oh, but wait scratch that policy for everyone who works at 745 or 200 Park.

    #shaggyjeans#backofficeguy

  27. Posted by Guest | October 29, 2013 at 9:25 PM

    Eh. I have more cash than I need, plus I had 3 years off in my mid 20s. No regrets.

    -mid 30's lawyer

  28. Posted by Anonymous | October 29, 2013 at 11:02 PM

    Is this the end of an era?

  29. Posted by Finance Chick | October 30, 2013 at 1:26 AM

    My two favorite things just came together in an orgasmic combination.

  30. Posted by Regina | October 30, 2013 at 9:26 AM

    Meet me at MG trivia next week. Monday, Nov. 4th, 8pm, @Slattery's, 8E36th, NYC. I'll be the one winning. Call me a whore so I know it's you.

  31. Posted by Texashedged | October 30, 2013 at 10:13 AM

    You mean Ctrl+H, bro?

  32. Posted by Texashedge | October 30, 2013 at 10:23 AM

    Every once in a while, an analyst will teach me a trick I should have learned ten years ago, and I'm like "holy shit, that could have saved me minutes"

  33. Posted by Guest | October 30, 2013 at 12:19 PM

    In your mid 30s and "I have more cash than I need" Which of the following applies to you:

    A) You are terrible with numbers
    B) You are not currently and have never been married
    C) You are in prison serving a life sentence
    D) All of the above

  34. Posted by UBS Muni Desk | October 30, 2013 at 1:20 PM

    We have an opening at Stamford Honda

  35. Posted by E. F. Hutton | October 30, 2013 at 1:29 PM

    You have all heard wrong. Goldman is trying to provide a "Les Miserables" experience for its young employees.
    Blankfein (Javert) has vowed to go medieval on whichever tyro banker that bogarted his last cronut. Very
    melodramatic but the Gays of Goldman just love it.

  36. Posted by guest | October 30, 2013 at 1:47 PM

    A) family helped with school
    B) wife has good job
    C) saved my salary while at a firm to buy house mostly in cash
    D) get good equity at new corporate job

    Don't have any regrets about law school. It was relatively interesting and stress free, and I'm not seeing any other opportunities to buy 3 yrs off in the near future…

  37. Posted by John's BFF Yo | October 31, 2013 at 3:53 PM

    Be nice kiddie.

  38. Posted by Guest | November 2, 2013 at 11:59 AM

    (gyrating to Lady Gaga) yayyyyyy!

    #Bill Egan (head of fags group at BAML)

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