…and that would be that he’s too good for Wells Fargo, and he’s wasting his time trying to score a position with the firm. In sum, it’s not him, it’s you, a notion he expressed in an email circa 5AM on Sunday.

From: [redacted]
Sent: November 24, 2013 5:27 AM
To: [redacted at Wells Fargo]
Subject: Disregard My Application

Dear [redacted at Wells Fargo],

After thinking it over I would like to disregard my application I sent this past week out for recruitment for Wells Fargo securities. Looking at my resume again I realize I can do way way better than Wells Fargo and I don’t want to settle for less. Please don’t take it personally. Thanks for your time. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving holiday.

Cordially,

[redacted]

And the below went out circa 2AM this morning, just to emphasize the point.

From: [redacted]
Sent: November 25, 2013 1:59 AM
To: [multiple redacteds at Wells Fargo]
Subject: Not Interested

Hi,

Currently NOT interested in the Securities Analyst Program. Please stop creeping on my accounts.

Cordially,

[redacted]

HOW MANY TIMES MUST HE SAY IT?!

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  1. Posted by guest | November 25, 2013 at 1:49 PM

    This is my favorite kind of Dealbreaker.

  2. Posted by guest | November 25, 2013 at 1:49 PM

    amazing.

  3. Posted by guest | November 25, 2013 at 1:49 PM

    xmas come early.

  4. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    One less competitor!

    -UBS MD

  5. Posted by Hobbes | November 25, 2013 at 2:02 PM

    Sounds like the kind of logic one receives while strung out after a night of banging lines.

  6. Posted by Shaz's beard | November 25, 2013 at 2:04 PM

    Please tell me this genius is Shaz's replacement

  7. Posted by WFS Analyst | November 25, 2013 at 2:06 PM

    2 years from now he will be writing a featured article on Vice.com about how he went down on a limp frat bro for a fifth of vodka.

  8. Posted by I know him | November 25, 2013 at 2:08 PM

    He's the last thing from frat – small indian guy from TX

  9. Posted by Big D | November 25, 2013 at 2:08 PM

    Haha. What that retard doesn't realize is that letters/emails like that get forwarded to friends and, ultimately, HR at other firms. Good luck with your job search, douche.

  10. Posted by babyname | November 25, 2013 at 2:11 PM

    Cordially is a black name, right?

  11. Posted by I know him | November 25, 2013 at 2:12 PM

    Yes have gotten this from friends at every bank now – he goes to my alma mater.

  12. Posted by Wells Fargo CEO | November 25, 2013 at 2:13 PM

    That carriage was powered by Shaz' shartses so we thought we were going places. But then he started 'working' at DB…

  13. Posted by UPS Shaz | November 25, 2013 at 2:14 PM

    That's Shazistics!

  14. Posted by JustManagingMyPart | November 25, 2013 at 2:19 PM

    Now go and interview woman he has messaged on OKCupid to see the fucked up shit he has sent them.

  15. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 2:22 PM

    Sometimes dead is better.

    - High-flying third-year UBS MD

  16. Posted by Vault Ranking Quant | November 25, 2013 at 2:24 PM

    Well, he was a junior analyst at "Prestige Economics, LLC" so, clearly anything less than "Extremely prestigious and selective capital management" would be a step down.

  17. Posted by Alt_EST | November 25, 2013 at 2:25 PM

    Sure I've repeatedly and inadvisedly told prospective employers to jump up their own ass and die…probably in one of my drunken stupors.

  18. Posted by Walter Mitty, CFA | November 25, 2013 at 2:26 PM

    Nobody said it was gonna be true.

  19. Posted by Big D | November 25, 2013 at 2:27 PM

    Well at least he can whip out the number under "WHO'S VIEWED YOUR PROFILE" like he is a BSD.

    -Guy who is trying to look on the bright side of him self-immolating any career in finance in New York

  20. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 2:33 PM

    Dear [redacted],

    Thank you for your continued interest in applying for a position at Wells Fargo. We appreciate your tenacity and enthusiasm in pursuing a career with our institution. Our recruiters will continue to be in contact with you by e-mail, phone, Facebook, and/or (if necessary) in person at social gatherings.

    Respectfully,

    [Redacted] at Wells Fargo, Human Resources Division

  21. Posted by Shooter McGavin | November 25, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    Definitely went home with a fat chick.

  22. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    ….He sort of killed his Charlotte prospects too.

  23. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 2:40 PM

    Well, he's got the sense of entitlement down…

  24. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 2:43 PM

    Well, he definitely can't be an options trader.

  25. Posted by Golf | November 25, 2013 at 2:44 PM

    Man I hate when them HR bitches be creeping on my Google+

  26. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 2:47 PM

    Hook 'Em!

  27. Posted by Wants Answers | November 25, 2013 at 2:54 PM

    Need an interview with [Redacted]. Was he drunk? High? What made him think this was a good idea?

  28. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 2:56 PM

    I wonder if he has a basis on suing wells fargo. I mean there is reasonable expectation this type of communication is private, and them sending it out was clearly in an attempt to humiliate him….

  29. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 2:56 PM

    he should have thought more deeply about this prior to sending

  30. Posted by I think | November 25, 2013 at 2:59 PM

    I doubt it. Alex Vayner had a case because he had at least good intentions. This kid was simply a dick who now must eat his words.

  31. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 3:01 PM

    Terrible idea. Even if he won, it would all but ensure he'd never work at a decent size bank in any major city in the US.

  32. Posted by Jeffy | November 25, 2013 at 3:04 PM

    He and Jeffrey Chiang should become LinkedIn buddies. Hook 'em Horns!!!

  33. Posted by It's still Sat Night | November 25, 2013 at 3:05 PM

    I'm sure there was a lot of deep thinking going on at 2am on Sunday morning and then again at 5:30am on Sunday morning. Very deeeep thinking.

  34. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 3:07 PM

    I'm sure his interview schedule will be completely wide open this winter.

  35. Posted by .Bo | November 25, 2013 at 3:07 PM

    "Prestige Economics, LLC is the most-accurate commodity and financial market research and consulting firm in the world…We are proud to say that Prestige Economics, LLC is the market leader in independent commodity and financial market research, and our rankings consistently beat bulge-bracket banks with multi-million dollar research budgets."

    Watch out now!

  36. Posted by guestCreep | November 25, 2013 at 3:18 PM

    LinkedIn interests include "cover music"..?

  37. Posted by Big Ern | November 25, 2013 at 3:34 PM

    he really Munsoned himself on that one.

  38. Posted by fdfsfs | November 25, 2013 at 3:36 PM

    Haha. What that retard doesn't realize is that letters/emails like that get posted on dealbreaker. Good luck with your job search, douche.

    ftfy

  39. Posted by Brennan Huff | November 25, 2013 at 3:43 PM
  40. Posted by Brennan Huff | November 25, 2013 at 3:53 PM

    - The first word in economics.
    - First word.
    - Management.
    - Financial portfolios.
    - Insurance.
    - Computers.
    - Black leather gloves.
    - Research and development.
    - Putting in the man-hours to study the science of what you need.
    - Last week we put Liquid Paper on a bee… …and it died.
    - Security.

  41. Posted by Homer CFA | November 25, 2013 at 4:04 PM

    I've got a hankerin for some spankerin….

  42. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 4:08 PM

    Just hit my inbox (London), that kid was fast to cross the Atlantic.

  43. Posted by Former WF | November 25, 2013 at 4:09 PM

    Been out of the loop for a couple of years, but isn't full-time recruiting usually over by this point for next year's analyst class? If he doesn't have a job by now, well, beggars can't be choosers.

  44. Posted by guest | November 25, 2013 at 4:15 PM

    I was forwarded the original by a friend…his email was passed around essentially every major bank in the US. Screwed.

  45. Posted by Arnold Babar | November 25, 2013 at 4:23 PM

    …. Bozeman, MT too.

  46. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 4:25 PM

    If he were, he would specialize in writing naked for below-market premiums

  47. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 4:29 PM

    I have an e-mail originally sent out by a guy in Investment Banking an analyst named Bradley K., with the same last name as the President of Wachovia Trust, wonder if there was any nepotism involved there

  48. Posted by guest | November 25, 2013 at 4:32 PM

    The research ability of the commentariat never ceases to amaze me

  49. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 4:32 PM

    I knew of this guy in high school…they called him Deepthroat cause he never stopped talking.

  50. Posted by Bawney | November 25, 2013 at 4:37 PM

    That was such a tease.

  51. Posted by guest | November 25, 2013 at 4:44 PM

    god, same. I love this site.

  52. Posted by 2AM2Late | November 25, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    1:59am is the best time for all of life's decisions

  53. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 4:55 PM

    I was on the original email chain and this article messed up the time stamps. The "Not Interested" email was sent this morning at 2am after he realized he was getting hundreds of LinkedIn views from bankers hahah even better story

  54. Posted by guest | November 25, 2013 at 4:56 PM

    Agreed. Someone just forwarded me a screenshot of an AWFUL facebook message he sent to some girl. The internet makes this all terrifyingly easy….

  55. Posted by Guy who likes girls | November 25, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    This guy is phucked.

    With a capital pH.

  56. Posted by .Bo | November 25, 2013 at 5:21 PM

    I love that he has multiple comments on scenes from The Bachelor and dudes trying to pick up chicks.

  57. Posted by Bored Guest | November 25, 2013 at 5:44 PM

    Why would it matter how clothed he is when he's writing?

  58. Posted by Turnip Truck | November 25, 2013 at 5:44 PM

    But he has a 65 combined ACT! How is Wells Fargo supposed to restrain itself?

  59. Posted by guest | November 25, 2013 at 5:50 PM

    I think you might've misread it, he's NOT going to work for Wells Fargo.

  60. Posted by guest | November 25, 2013 at 6:24 PM

    I was thinking the exact same thing. Luckily for me in college, I tended not to open my email at 4am after doing my best snow blower impression and proceed to ruin any chance I had at getting a good job, but hey, to each his own

  61. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 6:34 PM

    Go on…

  62. Posted by Yoper | November 25, 2013 at 6:54 PM

    I know this clown. Sad thing is that he is a straight up loser. Talks down on women but can't get any.

  63. Posted by guest | November 25, 2013 at 7:19 PM

    This email just hit my inbox, and I work in private banking at a different BB in the midwest… after seeing the hilarious chain of forwards, this kid is beyond fucked.

  64. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 8:40 PM

    This guy is actually innocent. I saw that his email address was hacked and accessed by some random IP address nowhere near his location this morning. He is genuinely a good kid, always willing to help others and always seeking help from his peers. Knowing him for all of these years he would never say or do such a thing. Just like everyone else he just wants a job and wants to be humble. I think its unprofessional on y'alls part to jump to invalid conclusions.

  65. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 9:02 PM

    ^Must be the guy trying to mitigate the damage

  66. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 9:09 PM

    ^^ Look everyone its [Redacted] trying to save face

  67. Posted by Literally Hitler | November 25, 2013 at 9:09 PM

    So where'd you end up accepting an offer?

  68. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 9:30 PM

    haha so a random person in the middle of nowhere wrote a somewhat formal email to wells fargo? and then another one at 2AM the next day? (the real timestamp on the 2AM e-mail was 11/25, it was sent after the 5AM one) i'm sure he's a nice kid but it looks like he's a nice kid who made a big mistake

  69. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 9:42 PM

    y'alls? go learn yoself sum edumacation

  70. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 10:47 PM

    Very nice

  71. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 11:04 PM

    yeah plus it was clearly a new email that he sent because he wanted to. you really think a random hacker realized he had submitted an app to WF and that they were going to get HR's email and sabotage it? hah it was clearly him

  72. Posted by Guest | November 25, 2013 at 11:58 PM

    Just like your asshole when I'm done with you.

  73. Posted by UBS Prop Desk | November 26, 2013 at 7:55 AM

    …so you're saying there's a chance!

  74. Posted by guest | November 26, 2013 at 7:58 AM

    I saw that same name in the email I got…. if there was nepotism, I'd at least hope he could have pulled for a non-Charlotte office

  75. Posted by The Principal | November 26, 2013 at 8:01 AM

    Mr. Borat
    what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  76. Posted by Guy who's tired | November 26, 2013 at 9:16 AM

    Tired.

  77. Posted by Cletis | November 26, 2013 at 9:45 AM

    Right? It clearly should have been "y'all's".

  78. Posted by John | November 26, 2013 at 10:05 AM

    Fake. It says "Sunday" again for Nov 25.

    Attention to detail with your jokes and fake emails…

  79. Posted by guest | November 26, 2013 at 10:38 AM

    The original email sitting in my inbox is pretty real

  80. Posted by Crash-burn4E | November 26, 2013 at 10:41 AM

    I believe a true hack case would have envolved a dick pic as the follow up email.

  81. Posted by Guesteban | November 26, 2013 at 10:47 AM

    I think that result may already be ensured.

  82. Posted by Doober | November 26, 2013 at 11:12 AM

    ya got that?

  83. Posted by Distressed. | November 26, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    RIP Dealbreaker.

  84. Posted by E. Texas Gas Trader | November 26, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    The plural of 'y'all" is "all y'all".

  85. Posted by Rebecca M. | November 26, 2013 at 11:39 AM

    Really!?! Until you made this statement, I wouldn't have thought it could happen.

  86. Posted by Rebecca M. | November 26, 2013 at 11:41 AM

    Can you describe how his dick tastes in less than 140 characters?

  87. Posted by Guest23 | November 26, 2013 at 11:56 AM

    I go to the same school as this guy and met him a few times…this is definitely him. He made a Facebook status (before I unfriended him) saying he wouldn't "settle for less" anymore. I'm assuming his Facebook account was hacked too? Doubtful.

  88. Posted by anon | November 26, 2013 at 12:57 PM

    SOMEONE EFFIN POST HIS NAME ALREADY… or at least enough hints that my weak-ass skills with the internet machine will be able to track him down with…

    - UBS, Global Head of Bounty Hunting

  89. Posted by guest | November 26, 2013 at 2:39 PM

    is the candidate pool really that shallow?

  90. Posted by Guest | November 26, 2013 at 3:46 PM

    I'm sure he has a lot of regrets now LOL

  91. Posted by oulixeus | November 26, 2013 at 4:10 PM

    haha looks like he deleted his LinkedIn

  92. Posted by guest | November 26, 2013 at 5:04 PM

    His Facebook status before any of this happened was something along the lines of

    "If you ever settle for less you know deep down inside you will have regrets for the rest of your life."

    I'm sure someone hacked his FB to post an introspective status as well. Chinese hackers tend to do these things.

  93. Posted by has the text | November 26, 2013 at 6:12 PM

    Did someone also take his phone and text the girl who summered at CS (all sic'd), "I have more more to offer intellectually, and as a person then 99% of the other retards in McCombs. I promise you a quick coffee with me will be the best time time you ever had with a person you havent met in 3 years"

    Among other valuable selling points of said coffee?

  94. Posted by IT Admin | November 26, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    His email was compromised. I have verified this statement and there is proof circulating around as well. Whoever chose to commit this act must really want to end this kid's career.

  95. Posted by Guest | November 26, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    yeah the people on this website just wrote it over incorrectly

  96. Posted by guest | November 27, 2013 at 2:57 PM

    Peed Borat

  97. Posted by Guestorino | November 27, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    Nice try Borat. Way to handle do damage control… … … … … NOT!

  98. Posted by Guest | November 28, 2013 at 3:54 PM

    lol no one wants to work at UBS anyway

  99. Posted by IT Admin | November 28, 2013 at 3:55 PM

    LOL nice touch by changing your name to IT Admin. I can do that too, bro

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  101. Posted by Eric T | December 12, 2013 at 10:56 AM

    This article is hilarious. All the Canadian banks have seen this last week too

  102. Posted by Chris Schenfeldt | December 22, 2013 at 7:12 PM

    Unless you are in North Carolina where y'all is both singular and plural. I like your form of plural in Texas though – very nice!

  103. Posted by Deep Barot | February 3, 2014 at 5:13 PM

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