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The Question Isn’t “Why Does First Round Capital’s Holiday Video Feature A Talking Camel And Its Founder Riding A Wrecking Ball (In a Fat Suit)?”

…the question is, why didn’t your firm have the foresight to gather everyone round to shoot a live-action holiday card that includes: the aforementioned talking camel, a middle-aged white guy pulling a Miley Cyrus, young men dressed as unicorns, a guy attempting to twerk, an elf humping air, a guy wheelbarrowing a zebra, and more twerking? Next year, do better. (We’re looking at you, Blackstone, KKR, Goldman Sachs, Citadel, Icahn Enterprises,1 and SAC.2)

1. What I wouldn’t give to see Icahn straddling that wrecking ball. If a fat suit can’t be found, a simple body stocking would work just fine.
2. Not really much to lose at this point, no?

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10 Responses to “The Question Isn’t “Why Does First Round Capital’s Holiday Video Feature A Talking Camel And Its Founder Riding A Wrecking Ball (In a Fat Suit)?””

  1. Hobbes says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen. :|

  2. guest says:

    strangely turned on…should probably see someone about that…

  3. Guest says:

    You didn't get my Miley themed Christmas video card?

    -L Tilton

  4. guest says:

    what? is right.

  5. guest says:

    because nothing says "venture capital is bullshit" like spending time and resources on an annual acid-trip, er… holiday video

  6. Guest says:

    Phil Falcone acts in videos now?

  7. Shocked says:

    WTF?????

  8. guest says:

    this blog is rapidly becoming garbage.

  9. A Ohanian says:

    First Round Capital owns 9Gag. 'Nuff said.