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Ex-Banker Can’t Possibly Be Expected To Remember To Turn Off ‘Elaborate System Of Surveillance’ Meant For His Dog Every Time He Brings A Woman Home, Says Ex-Banker

A former Morgan Stanley investment manager accused of secretly videotaping romps with three women claimed the camera was only intended to monitor his pooch. “I have this camera set up in my apartment to watch my dog when I’m not there,” John C. Kelly told investigators on Feb. 26, according to court papers made public Thursday. “It’s on and sometimes stays on. So I accidentally recorded myself having sex because it’s always recording.” … Daniel Parker, the defense lawyer for one of the victim’s, said Kelly posted the illicit videos on Internet sites. “He used an elaborate system of surveillance using multiple devices in both his bedroom and their homes,” said Parker. “He left a trail and it was on YouTube and Vimeo.” Kelly used a hidden camera, a web cam and a stealth phone app to film the women engaged in various sexual acts. He even installed a hidden camera in the bookshelf of his East 69th Street apartment, Park said. [NYP]

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  1. Ricola says:

    IF this creep ever so slightly even LOOKS at Bess, I will have Shazar bite his fucking cock off!

  2. Rebecca M. says:

    Links, or it didn't happen.

    -Entire SEC Staff

  3. Guest says:

    I don't the career move. Is he better at sex than he was at fund management?

    • guest says:

      http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ex-

      Kelly was canned from his job at Morgan Stanley for writing bad checks on the same day he was arrested in November, according to a financial industry report.

      • guest says:

        "writing bad checks" like Dicaprio in "Catch me if you can" or like writing a $20k check to retain his lawyer, when his account only had $10k?

        • guest says:

          "Mr. Kelly, it appears you have a history for overdrafts on your personal checking account . Here's one from Gray's Papaya for $9 + $35 for the overdraft protection. Here's another for a check to a Midtown animal groomer, $90 + $35 for the overdraft protection. Unfortunately this means we're going to have to let you go. To be clear, this is *not* about the criminal charges you're facing. Also, you should understand that because this sacking is justified, you are forfeiting any severance, unemployment, etc. We wish you well in your transition."

          -MS HR

      • Guest says:

        I think they're overreacting. Who on Wall Street hasn't gone into the red on a margin account a time or two? As long as you have some collateral you can eventually post to cover the shortfall, or if you are, you know, the former governor of New Jersey, there shouldn't be a problem.

    • Mitchell Hutchins says:

      "Wealth Management" means he was a retail broker, he wasn't a fund manager.

  4. Alt_EST says:

    I can tape myself having sex and check in on my dog at the same time, if you know what I mean.

    -You Know Who

  5. P. Bateman says:

    You never let a victim get away once the camera is rolling.

  6. Screech says:

    Amateur.

  7. Verne Troyer. says:

    Amateur.

  8. 5ht grader says:

    At least he has the right address…69th Street…eh? eh?

  9. Dogs > Cows ??? says:

    Surveillance for his dogs = the women he brought home.

  10. pazzo83 says:

    Shit, I hope it's not always recording…

    – Dog

  11. investorcluzo says:

    What kind of shop is Gorman running? He's got bankers stabbing cabbies, bankers brokering for UES brothels and now this!
    -FINRA Vice Squad

  12. Dough says:

    You called me?

  13. Dennis Reynolds says:

    When you're in my room, you're always being filmed.

    – Dennis

  14. Shaggy says:

    It wasn't me

  15. AAA says:

    Whats got that git GOT?

  16. Who on Wall Street hasn't gone into the red on a margin account a time or two? What kind of shop is Gorman running?

  17. Who on Wall Street hasn't gone into the red on a margin account a time or two? As long as you have some collateral you can eventually post to cover the shortfall, or if you are, you know, the former governor of New Jersey, there shouldn't be a problem.

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