Here’s Your Chance To Drive Like A Failed Bank Executive

A Porsche 911 Turbo that appears to have been originally owned by Dick Fuld is on sale for $60,000.

According to the seller “this garage queen has had regular starts and low distance driving to keep the car maintained,” “has had 3 informal inspections by Porsche mechanics during the last 3 years,” and been cared for be a long line of “Porsche purists.” Equipped with an audio system that can hold not one, not two, not three but SIX compact discs at one time, you’ll slip behind the wheel of this baby and swear you can hear the engine whispering “The bros always wins.”


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27 Responses to “Here’s Your Chance To Drive Like A Failed Bank Executive”

  1. Dickie Fail says:

    Does the car come with bailout money? or is it too guido to fail

  2. Shaz's beard says:

    Garage queen withonly 3 "inspections" in the past 3 years? go on…

    -j gundlach

  3. Guest says:

    "*Note to potential buyers: Car is actually a burned out wreck on the side of the highway. The left front fender pictured is the only thing left in serviceable condition and is under new ownership / not included in the sale."

  4. quant me maybe... says:

    I can just imagine the comments back in the day…
    "Hey! There's a dick in that Porsche"
    "Hey! Think he's compensating for being a little dick?"
    "Hey! You think that douche driving that Porsche is a big dick?"

    > Dick jokes never get old.

  5. Guest says:

    The porsche must merge with a telephone pole at 60mph in order to survive.

  6. guest says:

    Is it possible to finance it 6%/60 month?

    Credit Suisse MD

  7. Opposedsix says:

    This year/model falls under the nightmarish intermediate shaft bearing failure/recall for factory coded M96 & M97 engines – a terminal problem causing the engines to implode.

  8. Rebecca M. says:

    Have the aerodynamics been improved to increase down force?

    -R. Stidolph

  9. Guest says:

    .There was only one time that the wheels came off the car at full speed. Just that once.

  10. Vandelay says:

    Yeah, well this Lebaron was once owned by John Voight.

  11. Guest says:

    Only 10 more bonuses and she'll be mine!!

    -UBS MD

  12. Range Rover Drive says:

    How well can it run over bikers?

  13. Charlotte banker says:

    I bought Ken Lewis' Dodge Stratus. It's pretty sweet, these guys really know to pamper a vehicle.

  14. Guest says:

    Here's your chance to drive like a Dick

  15. Jim Cramer says:

    If I also get to keep the "DICK" vanity plate…sold!