A Porsche 911 Turbo that appears to have been originally owned by Dick Fuld is on sale for $60,000.

According to the seller “this garage queen has had regular starts and low distance driving to keep the car maintained,” “has had 3 informal inspections by Porsche mechanics during the last 3 years,” and been cared for be a long line of “Porsche purists.” Equipped with an audio system that can hold not one, not two, not three but SIX compact discs at one time, you’ll slip behind the wheel of this baby and swear you can hear the engine whispering “The bros always wins.”

[6SpeedOnline]

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  1. Posted by Dickie Fail | January 23, 2014 at 3:16 PM

    Does the car come with bailout money? or is it too guido to fail

  2. Posted by Shaz's beard | January 23, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    Garage queen withonly 3 "inspections" in the past 3 years? go on…

    -j gundlach

  3. Posted by Guest | January 23, 2014 at 3:26 PM

    "*Note to potential buyers: Car is actually a burned out wreck on the side of the highway. The left front fender pictured is the only thing left in serviceable condition and is under new ownership / not included in the sale."

  4. Posted by Guest | January 23, 2014 at 3:29 PM

    looks like a rear to me

    - not a Porsche mechanic

  5. Posted by quant me maybe... | January 23, 2014 at 3:30 PM

    I can just imagine the comments back in the day…
    "Hey! There's a dick in that Porsche"
    or
    "Hey! Think he's compensating for being a little dick?"
    or
    "Hey! You think that douche driving that Porsche is a big dick?"

    > Dick jokes never get old.

  6. Posted by Guest | January 23, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    The porsche must merge with a telephone pole at 60mph in order to survive.

  7. Posted by Matt Levine | January 23, 2014 at 3:35 PM

    I would hate for my bungholio to get polio,where I come from, we have no bunghole.

  8. Posted by guest | January 23, 2014 at 3:36 PM

    Is it possible to finance it 6%/60 month?

    Credit Suisse MD

  9. Posted by Opposedsix | January 23, 2014 at 3:38 PM

    This year/model falls under the nightmarish intermediate shaft bearing failure/recall for factory coded M96 & M97 engines – a terminal problem causing the engines to implode.

  10. Posted by Rebecca M. | January 23, 2014 at 3:40 PM

    Have the aerodynamics been improved to increase down force?

    -R. Stidolph

  11. Posted by TCLAMe | January 23, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    Stop white genocide and the destruction of western civilization

  12. Posted by Matt Levine | January 23, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    Yes, ladies and gentlemen, liberals really are this unfathomably stupid, as hard as it is to comprehend. We are not making this up

  13. Posted by guest | January 23, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    No it doesn't. The Metzger engine has the 964 IMS which does just fine.

    -Finance guy who used to be an engineer

  14. Posted by Guest | January 23, 2014 at 3:50 PM

    .There was only one time that the wheels came off the car at full speed. Just that once.

  15. Posted by Vandelay | January 23, 2014 at 4:10 PM

    Yeah, well this Lebaron was once owned by John Voight.

  16. Posted by Guest | January 23, 2014 at 4:21 PM

    Only 10 more bonuses and she'll be mine!!

    -UBS MD

  17. Posted by bitter ex-Lehman | January 23, 2014 at 4:35 PM

    Only if Dickie Fuld is in it.

  18. Posted by guest | January 23, 2014 at 4:38 PM

    Still, its BY FAR the worst gen 911 of all time. 996 911s will always be worthless.

  19. Posted by Range Rover Drive | January 23, 2014 at 4:44 PM

    How well can it run over bikers?

  20. Posted by quant me maybe... | January 23, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    Your timing: Not too soon, not too late.

    > Wonder if the guy is ever going to recover.

  21. Posted by I like it | January 23, 2014 at 9:36 PM

    Just offer the "i'm sorry" in lieu of bonus to pay

  22. Posted by Charlotte banker | January 24, 2014 at 6:54 AM

    I bought Ken Lewis' Dodge Stratus. It's pretty sweet, these guys really know to pamper a vehicle.

  23. Posted by HighFrequencyHater | January 24, 2014 at 9:12 AM

    20K mile turbo hit $70K on Barret Jackson this week …

    - guy that owns one

  24. Posted by Opposedsix | January 24, 2014 at 11:02 AM

    Looks like GT2, GT3 & Turbos are indeed outside the IMS recall. Type 996 is still crap imho.

  25. Posted by guest2 | January 24, 2014 at 11:04 AM

    See comment above yours then see it again

  26. Posted by Guest | January 24, 2014 at 1:17 PM

    Here's your chance to drive like a Dick

  27. Posted by Jim Cramer | January 24, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    If I also get to keep the "DICK" vanity plate…sold!