• 06 Jan 2014 at 12:20 PM

SAC Fleeces! Get Yer SAC Fleeces!

Want to cloak yourself in a piece of history? Freezing your ass off and simply need some extra layers? Looking for a great gag gift for your buddy Richard Choo-Beng Lee? Trying to find costumes for your one-man community theater production of Temptress, Thy Name Is Black Edge? Desperately seeking something to wear that’s guaranteed to get you out of Martoma jury duty tomorrow? Consider today your lucky day.

An apparent veteran of the hedge fund circuit is looking to unload some product, and if you’re willing to pay the small price of a premium, they’re all yours. From the listing:

This package includes 4 hedge fund fleece jackets, including the coveted original blue version of the S.A.C. Capital (being profiled on Frontline this Tuesday January 7th at 10pm on PBS), all in size XL. All are in very good condition, SAC and Sigma (made by Vantage) have been worn but are in good condition, the Stratix (made by Lands End) is mint, and the Quadrum (made by Port Authority) is unworn with original tags. All 4 hedge funds have been in the news recently, own a piece of history! Best of all you don’t even need to get screamed at, be told you are useless, sell your soul, have your hair go gray or worse yet lose it altogether… There is a high minimum as I need to pay my health insurance for a few months and having these places on my resume hasn’t worked out too well. Copy of resume will be included free of charge…

He’s started the bidding at $1,500. Good luck.

SAC Capital, Sigma Capital, Stratix, Quadrum Hedge Fund Fleeces size XL [eBay via Matthew Goldstein]

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  1. Posted by Guy who digs Becky | January 6, 2014 at 12:23 PM

    I'd rather bid on whatever it is he is smoking.

  2. Posted by WWI Afficionado | January 6, 2014 at 12:26 PM

    I don't want these fleeces, I NEED these fleeces

  3. Posted by guest | January 6, 2014 at 12:26 PM

    re the "maybe it's an inside job" tag, I was thinking the same thing. SC could use the scratch…

  4. Posted by Guest, Man | January 6, 2014 at 12:41 PM

    It's legal now.

  5. Posted by I am I am I am | January 6, 2014 at 12:42 PM

    As the average 30 year old male DB'er, who makes ~$246k a year and has most likely taken a flight in the past 60 days, I will gladly buy these.

  6. Posted by ex-UBS FICC MD | January 6, 2014 at 12:43 PM

    What the fuck are you talking about

  7. Posted by quant me maybe... | January 6, 2014 at 1:17 PM

    That couch. It scares me. I thought one of these SAC guys would have a couch made from the hymens of Norwegian Virgins.

    -> Guy who thinks the Dealbreaker store could make some serious bitcoin selling knock-off fleeces from shuttered hedge funds.

  8. Posted by Future Billionaire | January 6, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    I've got tote bags from Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers – if he's getting $1,500 for a company that didn't tank the financial system, I'm sitting on a gold mine here!

  9. Posted by investorcluzo | January 6, 2014 at 1:22 PM

    If the guy is trying to make money selling fleeces, he didn't make money trading…let me guess, IT.

  10. Posted by quant me maybe... | January 6, 2014 at 1:32 PM

    I'm thinking compliance.

  11. Posted by guestimate | January 6, 2014 at 2:08 PM

    Yes, SAC "compliance"..

  12. Posted by VVvv | January 6, 2014 at 2:16 PM

    I once saw Bess at the Vineyard Vines store in Greenwich. I went on to purchase 37 Shep Shirts to impress her in various sizes and colors.

  13. Posted by Guest | January 6, 2014 at 2:17 PM

    God, Martoma, just plead out. Selling the fleeces will only go a short way towards your legal fees.

  14. Posted by Yepers | January 6, 2014 at 2:19 PM

    Once had a chick that went to Greenwich Academy sit on face

  15. Posted by AnOn | January 6, 2014 at 2:21 PM

    Bog Boys roll in XXL, so no bid here.

  16. Posted by BoP Property Room MD | January 6, 2014 at 2:23 PM

    I've got some Galleon fleeces in XXXXL

  17. Posted by PopeOfGreenwichAve | January 6, 2014 at 2:24 PM

    If you aim for Bess, even if you fail you'll land among crazy amounts of poon at the Penn Station Taco Bell

  18. Posted by Guest | January 6, 2014 at 2:43 PM

    Looks like someone from compliance needs to pay for COBRA.

  19. Posted by Convex Blowhard | January 6, 2014 at 3:04 PM

    "Conditions range from brand new to used but in good condition, if you don't mind snail trails from some Beamers girls"

  20. Posted by Bubbie | January 6, 2014 at 3:22 PM


  21. Posted by fashonista | January 6, 2014 at 3:59 PM

    Insider Tip:

    Wear them on your head so as to cushion the blow from courtroom fainting sessions…

  22. Posted by Guesticular Cancer | January 6, 2014 at 4:03 PM
  23. Posted by Lew Sanders | January 6, 2014 at 4:14 PM

    I have some expired mints from AllianceBernstein,… anyone,… any,…. one??


  24. Posted by B456 | January 6, 2014 at 4:24 PM

    I would rather have the fleece I saw this guy wearing on my last SFO-BOS flight. A123 Systems Logo at the top on the back, all of the underwriters logos below, GS logo on the sleeve- it's a walking tombstone.

  25. Posted by guest | January 6, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    Also, looking to sell a four-bedroom, five-and-a-half bathroom duplex. Call for price. Serious offers only.

  26. Posted by Guest | January 6, 2014 at 7:03 PM

    can you certify that the wiretaps are removed before I make an offer?

  27. Posted by guest | January 6, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    Buying a fleece: $14
    Adding SAC logo at custom shop: $5.99
    Selling fleece to UBS operations analyst for $1,500: Priceless

  28. Posted by Quant me maybe... | January 6, 2014 at 7:54 PM

    NO. NO NO.

    Fleece: $32
    SAC logo: $12.50 if done in less than 100 units

    > I checked.

  29. Posted by DaveNYC | January 6, 2014 at 8:44 PM

    Happy to give these a whirl at $150.00 each. http://s186.photobucket.com/user/davetokyo/media/

  30. Posted by guest | January 6, 2014 at 10:56 PM

    Figures those are super cheap. Port Authority is the brand Quadrum used!

  31. Posted by Guest | January 7, 2014 at 2:17 PM

    Great emoticon, I think someone needs you to set up their ConCall on 17.

  32. Posted by Echo | January 8, 2014 at 12:09 PM

    Meh. Call me when he starts selling Handbridge Capital fleeces.