SAC Fleeces! Get Yer SAC Fleeces!

Want to cloak yourself in a piece of history? Freezing your ass off and simply need some extra layers? Looking for a great gag gift for your buddy Richard Choo-Beng Lee? Trying to find costumes for your one-man community theater production of Temptress, Thy Name Is Black Edge? Desperately seeking something to wear that’s guaranteed to get you out of Martoma jury duty tomorrow? Consider today your lucky day.

An apparent veteran of the hedge fund circuit is looking to unload some product, and if you’re willing to pay the small price of a premium, they’re all yours. From the listing:

This package includes 4 hedge fund fleece jackets, including the coveted original blue version of the S.A.C. Capital (being profiled on Frontline this Tuesday January 7th at 10pm on PBS), all in size XL. All are in very good condition, SAC and Sigma (made by Vantage) have been worn but are in good condition, the Stratix (made by Lands End) is mint, and the Quadrum (made by Port Authority) is unworn with original tags. All 4 hedge funds have been in the news recently, own a piece of history! Best of all you don’t even need to get screamed at, be told you are useless, sell your soul, have your hair go gray or worse yet lose it altogether… There is a high minimum as I need to pay my health insurance for a few months and having these places on my resume hasn’t worked out too well. Copy of resume will be included free of charge…

He’s started the bidding at $1,500. Good luck.

SAC Capital, Sigma Capital, Stratix, Quadrum Hedge Fund Fleeces size XL [eBay via Matthew Goldstein]

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32 Responses to “SAC Fleeces! Get Yer SAC Fleeces!”

  1. Guy who digs Becky says:

    I'd rather bid on whatever it is he is smoking.

  2. WWI Afficionado says:

    I don't want these fleeces, I NEED these fleeces

  3. guest says:

    re the "maybe it's an inside job" tag, I was thinking the same thing. SC could use the scratch…

  4. I am I am I am says:

    As the average 30 year old male DB'er, who makes ~$246k a year and has most likely taken a flight in the past 60 days, I will gladly buy these.

  5. quant me maybe... says:

    That couch. It scares me. I thought one of these SAC guys would have a couch made from the hymens of Norwegian Virgins.

    -> Guy who thinks the Dealbreaker store could make some serious bitcoin selling knock-off fleeces from shuttered hedge funds.

  6. Future Billionaire says:

    I've got tote bags from Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers – if he's getting $1,500 for a company that didn't tank the financial system, I'm sitting on a gold mine here!

  7. investorcluzo says:

    If the guy is trying to make money selling fleeces, he didn't make money trading…let me guess, IT.

  8. VVvv says:

    I once saw Bess at the Vineyard Vines store in Greenwich. I went on to purchase 37 Shep Shirts to impress her in various sizes and colors.

  9. Guest says:

    God, Martoma, just plead out. Selling the fleeces will only go a short way towards your legal fees.

  10. AnOn says:

    Bog Boys roll in XXL, so no bid here.

  11. Guest says:

    Looks like someone from compliance needs to pay for COBRA.

  12. Convex Blowhard says:

    "Conditions range from brand new to used but in good condition, if you don't mind snail trails from some Beamers girls"

  13. fashonista says:

    Insider Tip:

    Wear them on your head so as to cushion the blow from courtroom fainting sessions…

  14. Lew Sanders says:

    I have some expired mints from AllianceBernstein,… anyone,… any,…. one??


  15. B456 says:

    I would rather have the fleece I saw this guy wearing on my last SFO-BOS flight. A123 Systems Logo at the top on the back, all of the underwriters logos below, GS logo on the sleeve- it's a walking tombstone.

  16. guest says:

    Also, looking to sell a four-bedroom, five-and-a-half bathroom duplex. Call for price. Serious offers only.

  17. guest says:

    Buying a fleece: $14
    Adding SAC logo at custom shop: $5.99
    Selling fleece to UBS operations analyst for $1,500: Priceless

    • Quant me maybe... says:

      NO. NO NO.

      Fleece: $32
      SAC logo: $12.50 if done in less than 100 units

      > I checked.

  18. DaveNYC says:

    Happy to give these a whirl at $150.00 each.

  19. Echo says:

    Meh. Call me when he starts selling Handbridge Capital fleeces.