Write-Offs: 01.08.14

$$$ Dalio’s Bridgewater Associates Posts Lackluster Returns [Dealbook]

$$$ Martoma cannot use testimony from SAC’s Cohen at trial: judge [Reuters]

$$$ Fed Minutes: Most Officials Backed Bond-Buying Reduction [WSJ]

$$$ US moves closer to letting banks into pot business [CNBC]

$$$ NBA fines Knicks’ J.R. Smith $50K for repeated shoelace stunts [SI]

$$$ U.S. Senate panel to mull regulation of banks, physical commodities [Reuters]

$$$ Martoma wife ‘in dark’ at trial [NYP]

$$$ Noah’s Ark biblical theme park project risks collapsing without more bond buyers [CJ]

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  1. Posted by Guy who digs Becky | January 9, 2014 at 10:12 AM

    No OB yet, someone check on Shazar, he might be frozen to the glory hole.

  2. Posted by Guest | January 9, 2014 at 10:35 AM

    These days DB sort of like that chick that you had an awesome time with a few times but then she just can't keep it up and after a couple days/weeks the real her starts to come out.

  3. Posted by Heigh Guise | January 9, 2014 at 10:41 AM

    Hey guys ; )

  4. Posted by Blob Blarney | January 9, 2014 at 10:54 AM

    Worst comment since Nov 17.

  5. Posted by No one | January 9, 2014 at 11:15 AM

    Hmm, tell us more.

  6. Posted by NYPD | January 9, 2014 at 11:18 AM

    BREAKING: Fashionista intern (who doesn’t dress too slutty) apparently had got major whale tail showing today. According to sources, Shazar broke into tears and began to whack furiously with a demonic look in his eyes in front of said intern. Cops were called and Shazar is currently in custody. FIT was notified along with the intern’s parents of the fiasco. She is currently resting at Beth Israel Hospital.