$$$ Bank of America Profit Climbs, Helped by Cost-Cutting Progress [WSJ]
$$$ Richard Parsons’s New Restaurant Receives Accolades [Dealbook]
$$$ Doctor at Insider Trading Trial Testifies, ‘It Was Like He Was in the Room’ [Dealbook]
$$$ Idiots Abound: NEST Edition [KD]
$$$ Stoney Creek man shoots himself in chin while taking off pants [JCP]
$$$ IMF Chief Warns on Rising Risks of Deflation [WSJ]
$$$ Maryland has more millionaire households per capita than any other state, according to new research. [CNBC]
$$$ Pantsless Male Motorist In “Female Underwear” Arrested On Way To Lowe’s Store [TSG]
‘My 7 is your 9 bro’ and the other most arrogant tweets from Goldman’s inside man
LOL @ 615pm. maybe am….
Bonus Watch ’16: Credit Suisse CEOs
Like many a Credit Suisse employee, Thiam will see his bonus chopped (though in his case the slashing is voluntary).