• 10 Jan 2014 at 1:57 PM

You Won’t Have Shia LaBeouf To Kick Around Anymore

Former “Transformers” star Shia LaBeouf seems to have reached his breaking point. After a series of controversies, the actor has announced he is stepping out of the public eye. “In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life,” the 27-year-old actor, tweeted in the early morning hours of Friday. “My love goes out to those who have supported me. #stopcreating.” [NYP]

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  1. Posted by Guest | January 10, 2014 at 2:04 PM

    Is this because he doesn't want to shower anymore?

  2. Posted by Daniel Clowe | January 10, 2014 at 2:26 PM


  3. Posted by guest | January 10, 2014 at 2:27 PM

    artistic integrity : shia lebeouf :: competence : UBS

  4. Posted by Anonymous | January 10, 2014 at 2:38 PM

    Shia, call me. I know a thing or two about dropping out of sight. — Joaquin

  5. Posted by guest | January 10, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    Well why don't you and Ackman go somewhere and have a good long cry about it.


  6. Posted by Seinfeld Quant | January 10, 2014 at 2:56 PM

    Artistic integrity? You're not artistic and you have no integrity!

  7. Posted by guest | January 10, 2014 at 3:08 PM

    Yeah, well, I slept with your wife.

  8. Posted by guesst | January 10, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    That's pretty much how I picture Shia Lebouf all the time.

  9. Posted by quant me maybe... | January 10, 2014 at 3:57 PM

    Not much challenge sleeping with a Phillipino hooker. $15 and pay her bar fine and you are out of there.

    > Guy with hazy memories of Angeles City in the PI.

  10. Posted by mainan dewasa | January 10, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    I liked the movie Transformers

  11. Posted by LatAm Guy | January 10, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Thanks god, that guy is as good an actor as my gf is at cooking, and once she burned a kettle boiling water and I had 3 days of satanic diarrhea from a juice she only had to blend.

  12. Posted by guest | January 10, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    The guys either the size of a Hobbit or the helmet was meant for Michael "The Mane" Douglas.

    UBS Relative Size Quant.

  13. Posted by Convex Blowhard | January 10, 2014 at 9:22 PM

    Serious?..that's it?? That's all it took to get rid of him?! Jesus, if only all the douchebags in Hollywood were that easy to drive underground.

  14. Posted by Jeff Ross | January 11, 2014 at 2:10 PM

    This is terrible news. Shia Labeouf was indisputably this generation's Shia Labeouf.

  15. Posted by Inquiring Minds | January 11, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    Whom did he plagiarize the retirement Tweet from?

  16. Posted by guest | January 12, 2014 at 3:38 AM

    Good work people. Next: Justin Bieber.

  17. Posted by Guest | January 12, 2014 at 1:42 PM

    The world will miss you…who else will set the tone for the piece of shi…I mean Transformers movie?

    Polishing the turd

  18. Posted by unwanted guest | January 13, 2014 at 1:20 AM

    He said petulantly, just before mounting his lime green 50 cc Vespa.

  19. Posted by Shaz's beard | January 13, 2014 at 1:35 PM


  20. Posted by Guest | January 13, 2014 at 2:38 PM

    You can't stop something that never started.

  21. Posted by Scumby | January 14, 2014 at 5:46 AM

    Now that Shia's gone Galt….we'll see how all you worthless eaters make do without access to his talents.

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  25. Posted by pembesar payudara | December 20, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    shia lebeouf aktingnya sangat menjajikan dalam film transfomers