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You Won’t Have Shia LaBeouf To Kick Around Anymore

Former “Transformers” star Shia LaBeouf seems to have reached his breaking point. After a series of controversies, the actor has announced he is stepping out of the public eye. “In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life,” the 27-year-old actor, tweeted in the early morning hours of Friday. “My love goes out to those who have supported me. #stopcreating.” [NYP]

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26 Responses to “You Won’t Have Shia LaBeouf To Kick Around Anymore”

  1. Guest says:

    Is this because he doesn't want to shower anymore?

  2. Daniel Clowe says:

    #stopplagiarizing

  3. guest says:

    artistic integrity : shia lebeouf :: competence : UBS

  4. Anonymous says:

    Shia, call me. I know a thing or two about dropping out of sight. — Joaquin

  5. guest says:

    Well why don't you and Ackman go somewhere and have a good long cry about it.

    #LaTears

  6. Seinfeld Quant says:

    Artistic integrity? You're not artistic and you have no integrity!

    • guest says:

      Yeah, well, I slept with your wife.

      • quant me maybe... says:

        Not much challenge sleeping with a Phillipino hooker. $15 and pay her bar fine and you are out of there.

        > Guy with hazy memories of Angeles City in the PI.

  7. guesst says:

    That's pretty much how I picture Shia Lebouf all the time.

  8. I liked the movie Transformers

  9. LatAm Guy says:

    Thanks god, that guy is as good an actor as my gf is at cooking, and once she burned a kettle boiling water and I had 3 days of satanic diarrhea from a juice she only had to blend.

  10. guest says:

    The guys either the size of a Hobbit or the helmet was meant for Michael "The Mane" Douglas.

    UBS Relative Size Quant.

  11. Convex Blowhard says:

    Serious?..that's it?? That's all it took to get rid of him?! Jesus, if only all the douchebags in Hollywood were that easy to drive underground.

  12. Jeff Ross says:

    This is terrible news. Shia Labeouf was indisputably this generation's Shia Labeouf.

  13. Inquiring Minds says:

    Whom did he plagiarize the retirement Tweet from?

  14. guest says:

    Good work people. Next: Justin Bieber.

  15. Guest says:

    The world will miss you…who else will set the tone for the piece of shi…I mean Transformers movie?

    Polishing the turd

  16. unwanted guest says:

    He said petulantly, just before mounting his lime green 50 cc Vespa.

  17. Shaz's beard says:

    #ShazarStopCreating

  18. Scumby says:

    Now that Shia's gone Galt….we'll see how all you worthless eaters make do without access to his talents.

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