Have you been indicted for insider trading? Forced to work your protected weekend? Been fired for being too good looking? Don’t waste your time with some fancy white shoe law firm representation. Instead, do yourself a favor and give this guy a call.

Georgia Lawyer’s Local Super Bowl Ad Is Batshit Amazing [Deadspin]

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  1. Posted by guest | February 3, 2014 at 4:22 PM

    How great would it have been to see this guy defend Martoma?

  2. Posted by guest | February 3, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    fucking mesmerizing.

  3. Posted by el guesto | February 3, 2014 at 5:03 PM

    the best part is how much sense it makes. they killed my brother, so now i'm gonna sue the shit outta the guy whose sidewalk crack made you trip and fall.

  4. Posted by Quant me maybe... | February 3, 2014 at 6:27 PM

    With all the smashing and the flames, he can come over and smash the snow out of my driveway and melt the skating rink that is the street I live on.

    >Fucking snow.

  5. Posted by Im_a_Dude | February 3, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    I think he's Dog the Bounty Hunter's nephew

  6. Posted by Inigo Montoya | February 3, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    Hell, yeah!

  7. Posted by Guest | February 4, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    P&C is the NKI