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Bill Gross: Pimco 10 Times The Fund It Was With Ole Whatshisface

Pimco’s Bill Gross, manager of the world’s largest bond fund, reassured investors and clients on Wednesday that the departure of his heir apparent, Mohamed El-Erian, will not affect the performance of the firm. “Believe me when I say, we are a better team at this moment than we were before,” Gross, co-founder and co-chief investment officer at Pimco, said in his monthly letter. “I/we take the future challenge faced by all asset managers with close to a sacred trust.” He advised readers to “stick with PIMCO.” [Reuters]

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8 Responses to “Bill Gross: Pimco 10 Times The Fund It Was With Ole Whatshisface”

  1. UBS Sucks guy says:

    Bring back the 'stache

    -Ron Jeremy

  2. Guest says:

    And that fits with "Hell no, you can't go" how?

  3. Guest says:

    “I/we take the future challenge faced by all asset managers with close to a sacred trust.”

    huh?

  4. Quant me maybe... says:

    Do you know what's most depressing about this picture?

    It's not the untied tie, the absence of sex toys on peoples desks or even the piles of broken dreams scattered about. It's that damn drop ceiling. The only people who should work in buildings with drop ceilings should be in retail.

    >Guy who is a fan of exposed beams or perhaps a nice tray ceiling.

  5. soft to the core says:

    ok, i give up: what are the questions that will make my ex girlfriend miss me like crazy

    • Quant me maybe... says:

      That townhouse I just picked up in Greenwich Village was a steal at $28 Million, so I paid cash!

      My dick just doubled in length and girth

      I just became a billionaire and only have 6 months to live.

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