A floor trader shows some 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models the ropes. [Reuters]

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  1. Posted by Energy MLP Analyst | February 14, 2014 at 12:22 PM

    My favorite kind of Dealbreaker

  2. Posted by Hamilton | February 14, 2014 at 12:23 PM

    You swipe left, she's ugly. You swipe right, she's hot. Tinder's your logical step up ladies.

  3. Posted by SwimFan | February 14, 2014 at 12:24 PM

    NYSE compliance solves the problem of "Fat Finger" errors.

  4. Posted by guest | February 14, 2014 at 12:25 PM

    ^ made me laugh.

  5. Posted by Guest | February 14, 2014 at 12:26 PM

    SI Cover photo is definitely his wallpaper too

  6. Posted by Guest | February 14, 2014 at 12:36 PM

    The one on the right would look great with a milkshake moustache.

  7. Posted by Protectorate | February 14, 2014 at 12:46 PM

    You don't despoil aryan beauty mongrel.

  8. Posted by Dr_Rosenrose | February 14, 2014 at 12:46 PM

    And you can see here, ladies, that I've hedged this encounter with a long position in RICK.

  9. Posted by NJ resident, smoker | February 14, 2014 at 12:46 PM

    "and this is where I keep my pastrami sandwiches"

  10. Posted by Hobbes | February 14, 2014 at 12:48 PM

    The closest any floor trader will get to "Models and Bottles".

  11. Posted by Going long | February 14, 2014 at 12:51 PM

    Valtrex IPO?

  12. Posted by Shaz's beard | February 14, 2014 at 12:53 PM

    BANG THE CLOSE!!!!

  13. Posted by Guest | February 14, 2014 at 12:57 PM

    Ladies, let me walk you through some straddles and strangles.

  14. Posted by MFIN Grad | February 14, 2014 at 12:57 PM

    Would even take the one-eyed blonde

    DSK

  15. Posted by Anonymous, MD | February 14, 2014 at 1:10 PM

    I wonder if they would all fit into my honda lude.

  16. Posted by guest | February 14, 2014 at 1:24 PM

    Right here is my wife's zumba schedule, and right here is what I make a year in Euros

  17. Posted by B. Bunga | February 14, 2014 at 1:31 PM

    Would ESPECIALLY take the one-eyed blonde.

    – Il Cavaliere

  18. Posted by SEC atty | February 14, 2014 at 2:24 PM

    Hold all my calls. There's an urgent "regulatory" matter I need to attend on the floor of the exchange.

  19. Posted by guest | February 14, 2014 at 2:35 PM

    Since the real NYSE is actually a few server towers in New Jersey, I'm pretty much a model, too!

  20. Posted by Laxbro | February 14, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    Kate Bock — the blonde on the left — flawless. DiCaprio is prob snapchatting her as I type this. Bastard.

  21. Posted by Guest | February 14, 2014 at 3:32 PM

    Little troll makes the photobomb of his lifetime.

  22. Posted by Illuminadi | February 14, 2014 at 3:40 PM

    Who? Him? Yeah, don't worry about him, he's just an intern, the guy drives a fucken Miata, nobody really likes him… By the way, have I told you about the time I met Warren Buffet…

  23. Posted by Right On | February 14, 2014 at 4:02 PM

    Gunna have to say Bess's nip slip at the last DB comment reading night was the favorite kind.

  24. Posted by Quant me maybe... | February 14, 2014 at 4:06 PM

    And this is how you apply to be a summer intern at Goldman. They make makeup.

  25. Posted by InfiniteFriday | February 14, 2014 at 4:11 PM

    "This is the bid, this is the offer, and this is Infinite Guest's 12 page rant on the impact of non-utilitarianism and eclectic photosynthesis to the money supply and 10 year rate in Timbuktu"

  26. Posted by Jota | February 14, 2014 at 4:20 PM

    "Floor trader has never seen his graph rise so fast"

  27. Posted by Dick Wiede | February 14, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    "9 boobs…."

    Must be a new crowd here at Dealbreaker for that old joke to not be played by now. All the oldtimers have the Dealbreaker "Gold Pass" anyway.

  28. Posted by VonSloneker | February 15, 2014 at 5:55 AM

    Yeah, thanks ladies. Happy Valentines day…before now I only thought my wife was ugly. Now, I'm thinking subhuman by comparison.

  29. Posted by Guest | February 17, 2014 at 4:44 PM

    Nice try. The Honda gives away that you work at UBS.

  30. Posted by Sango | February 19, 2014 at 10:58 AM

    I'm Rick James bitches!

  31. Posted by drmrs | April 3, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    You girls need to be with me in my hot tub to further understand assets. drmrs 4/3/2014