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A floor trader shows some 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models the ropes. [Reuters]
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You swipe left, she's ugly. You swipe right, she's hot. Tinder's your logical step up ladies.
NYSE compliance solves the problem of "Fat Finger" errors.
^ made me laugh.
SI Cover photo is definitely his wallpaper too
The one on the right would look great with a milkshake moustache.
You don't despoil aryan beauty mongrel.
And you can see here, ladies, that I've hedged this encounter with a long position in RICK.
"and this is where I keep my pastrami sandwiches"
The closest any floor trader will get to "Models and Bottles".
BANG THE CLOSE!!!!
Ladies, let me walk you through some straddles and strangles.
Would even take the one-eyed blonde
I wonder if they would all fit into my honda lude.
Right here is my wife's zumba schedule, and right here is what I make a year in Euros
Would ESPECIALLY take the one-eyed blonde.
- Il Cavaliere
Hold all my calls. There's an urgent "regulatory" matter I need to attend on the floor of the exchange.
Since the real NYSE is actually a few server towers in New Jersey, I'm pretty much a model, too!
Kate Bock — the blonde on the left — flawless. DiCaprio is prob snapchatting her as I type this. Bastard.
Little troll makes the photobomb of his lifetime.
Who? Him? Yeah, don't worry about him, he's just an intern, the guy drives a fucken Miata, nobody really likes him… By the way, have I told you about the time I met Warren Buffet…
Gunna have to say Bess's nip slip at the last DB comment reading night was the favorite kind.
And this is how you apply to be a summer intern at Goldman. They make makeup.
"This is the bid, this is the offer, and this is Infinite Guest's 12 page rant on the impact of non-utilitarianism and eclectic photosynthesis to the money supply and 10 year rate in Timbuktu"
"Floor trader has never seen his graph rise so fast"
Must be a new crowd here at Dealbreaker for that old joke to not be played by now. All the oldtimers have the Dealbreaker "Gold Pass" anyway.
Yeah, thanks ladies. Happy Valentines day…before now I only thought my wife was ugly. Now, I'm thinking subhuman by comparison.
Nice try. The Honda gives away that you work at UBS.
I'm Rick James bitches!
You girls need to be with me in my hot tub to further understand assets. drmrs 4/3/2014