Caption Contest Friday: So You Just Press This Button Here

A floor trader shows some 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models the ropes. [Reuters]

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31 Responses to “Caption Contest Friday: So You Just Press This Button Here”

  1. Energy MLP Analyst says:

    My favorite kind of Dealbreaker

  2. Hamilton says:

    You swipe left, she's ugly. You swipe right, she's hot. Tinder's your logical step up ladies.

  3. SwimFan says:

    NYSE compliance solves the problem of "Fat Finger" errors.

  4. Guest says:

    SI Cover photo is definitely his wallpaper too

  5. Guest says:

    The one on the right would look great with a milkshake moustache.

  6. Dr_Rosenrose says:

    And you can see here, ladies, that I've hedged this encounter with a long position in RICK.

  7. NJ resident, smoker says:

    "and this is where I keep my pastrami sandwiches"

  8. Hobbes says:

    The closest any floor trader will get to "Models and Bottles".

  9. Going long says:

    Valtrex IPO?

  10. Shaz's beard says:


  11. Guest says:

    Ladies, let me walk you through some straddles and strangles.

  12. MFIN Grad says:

    Would even take the one-eyed blonde


  13. Anonymous, MD says:

    I wonder if they would all fit into my honda lude.

  14. guest says:

    Right here is my wife's zumba schedule, and right here is what I make a year in Euros

  15. SEC atty says:

    Hold all my calls. There's an urgent "regulatory" matter I need to attend on the floor of the exchange.

  16. guest says:

    Since the real NYSE is actually a few server towers in New Jersey, I'm pretty much a model, too!

  17. Laxbro says:

    Kate Bock — the blonde on the left — flawless. DiCaprio is prob snapchatting her as I type this. Bastard.

  18. Guest says:

    Little troll makes the photobomb of his lifetime.

  19. Illuminadi says:

    Who? Him? Yeah, don't worry about him, he's just an intern, the guy drives a fucken Miata, nobody really likes him… By the way, have I told you about the time I met Warren Buffet…

  20. Quant me maybe... says:

    And this is how you apply to be a summer intern at Goldman. They make makeup.

  21. InfiniteFriday says:

    "This is the bid, this is the offer, and this is Infinite Guest's 12 page rant on the impact of non-utilitarianism and eclectic photosynthesis to the money supply and 10 year rate in Timbuktu"

  22. Jota says:

    "Floor trader has never seen his graph rise so fast"

  23. Dick Wiede says:

    "9 boobs…."

    Must be a new crowd here at Dealbreaker for that old joke to not be played by now. All the oldtimers have the Dealbreaker "Gold Pass" anyway.

  24. VonSloneker says:

    Yeah, thanks ladies. Happy Valentines day…before now I only thought my wife was ugly. Now, I'm thinking subhuman by comparison.

  25. Sango says:

    I'm Rick James bitches!

  26. drmrs says:

    You girls need to be with me in my hot tub to further understand assets. drmrs 4/3/2014