• 14 Feb 2014 at 1:44 PM

Charlie Gasparino Publishes Memoir On Twitter

[via @cgasparino]

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  1. Posted by Shaz's beard | February 14, 2014 at 1:56 PM

    "When I was a kid I was bullied beat up verbally harassed until I learned CTRL-C/CTRL-V and now I bully beat up harass the commentariat"

    -Shazzy, 2nd day on the job at DB

  2. Posted by Guest | February 14, 2014 at 1:59 PM

    Curious if he really thinks that gives him permission to be a massive prick to everyone who crosses his path.

  3. Posted by Guest | February 14, 2014 at 2:01 PM

    One acknowledgement from Icahn and now he thinks he runs the world?

  4. Posted by Lloyd B | February 14, 2014 at 2:04 PM

    Bring it on.

  5. Posted by guest | February 14, 2014 at 2:29 PM

    Never enter a battle of wits unarmed, Chazza

  6. Posted by Guest | February 14, 2014 at 2:30 PM

    Epitome of "a chip on his shoulder". What a douche canoe

  7. Posted by Guestalt | February 14, 2014 at 2:34 PM

    I kicked Gasparino's ass once, now he stays the hell away from me.


  8. Posted by Quant me maybe... | February 14, 2014 at 2:38 PM


    >Wait, there was no capitalization at all.

  9. Posted by Guest | February 14, 2014 at 2:41 PM


  10. Posted by guest | February 14, 2014 at 2:43 PM

    comment ftw

  11. Posted by guesticles | February 14, 2014 at 2:43 PM

    Let me answer that for you: he does.

  12. Posted by Danny Gaylorde | February 14, 2014 at 3:11 PM

    I'd eat edible undies off of Shazar's ass to spend an afternoon riding vintage bicycles around Brooklyn.

  13. Posted by Dicky Doo | February 14, 2014 at 3:17 PM

    Wouldnt vintage bikes just fall apart under his SWOLL body bro?

  14. Posted by Guest | February 14, 2014 at 3:19 PM


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  16. Posted by guest | February 14, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    Didn't realize that the editors at bondbuyer and the CEO of twitter were "wall street execs."

  17. Posted by Guest | February 14, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    Guess his mom taught the essence of being a d-bag early in life as well.

  18. Posted by VDAY | February 15, 2014 at 4:35 AM

    Ha. Gasbag has been notorious for his thin skin and flagrant on air comments. At long last he comes out of the closet and admits that his pugnatious behavior is little more than his reaction to his abuse as a child.

    Here's the real deal. Yes, he was a victim of child abuse. And, he has acted out on air his fragile persona as a result of said abuse. Ahhh, but there is more. His abuse as a child has led to his misbehavior as an adult as a registered sex offender. Chassie likes a little too much child assie! Indeed, the big tough guy is little more than a pussy who would like nothing more than to jam his two by two pecker up your son's ass. In many ways he is the Woody Allen of FBN. My congratulations to Neil and Kevin. Nice job vetting! You could work for Obama.

  19. Posted by KENNY | February 15, 2014 at 4:46 AM

    He's not a massive prick. He a fing idiot who has somehow convinced Cavuto and McGhee that he adds some value. Simply put – the dude is a turd. Ken Langone!

  20. Posted by CuriousGeorge | February 15, 2014 at 12:20 PM

    HOLY CANOLI! He's a registered sex offender? I didn't know that. Does FBN know that he is a pedophile! Now I get your comment on their vetting process. No wonder CNBC fired his ass!

  21. Posted by CNN Breaking News | February 18, 2014 at 2:52 PM

    great title