Joey Ramone Could’ve Been A Hedge Fund Manager: Maria Bartiromo

Joey Ramone wasn’t just a punk when it came to his finances. Fox Business Network’s Maria Bartiromo revealed Wednesday that the late rocker was also a savvy stock picker. “[Joey] used to e-mail me all the time saying, ‘Maria, what do you think about AOL? What do you think about Amazon?’ ” Bartiromo told Shepard Smith. But, “I didn’t realize it was the real Joey Ramone . . . I was answering him back . . . giving him my take on things, and he called me one day and said, ‘I want you to come down to CBGB’s, I wrote a song about you.’ I said, ‘What, Joey? I have to get up tomorrow morning at 4 a.m.! I can’t be at CBGB’s at midnight.” Ramone’s 2002 ode included the lyrics, “What’s happening on ‘Squawk Box?’ What’s happening with my stocks?” Bartiromo said, “I’m so mad I didn’t go that night because when he sent me the video . . . singing that song . . . most people don’t know what a savvy investor Joey was. He knew what he was doing.” [NYP]

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4 Responses to “Joey Ramone Could’ve Been A Hedge Fund Manager: Maria Bartiromo”

  1. Guest says:

    Clay Aiken for deputy CIO at Pimco!

  2. Guest says:

    Joey wouldn't have had the money to invest if Johnny hadn't run the band like a real business in the first place.

  3. TheodoreBallgamePhd says:

    A. He's one of the greats!

    -J. Cramer

    B. Sounds like Joey was trying to get his dick wet with the Money Honey.