Total Haul for KKR Co-Founders Is $327 Million for Banner Year in 2013 (WSJ)
The total haul for Mr. Kravis was about $161.4 million, a sum that includes dividends, payouts from the firm’s funds and compensation such as salary and the use of personal assistants, according to KKR’s full-year financial statement filed publicly Monday. Mr. Roberts came away with about $165.5 million in total for last year, according to the filing. Mr. Roberts owns more KKR stock than Mr. Kravis, who has given some of his stake to a charitable trust, according to securities filings.
@GSElevator Tattletale Exposed (He Was Not in the Goldman Elevator) (Dealbook)
The Twitter account, which has an audience of more than 600,000 followers, has been the subject of an internal inquiry at Goldman to find the rogue employee. The tweets, often laced with insider references to deals in the news, appeal to both Wall Street bankers and outsiders who mock the industry. Late last month, the writer sold a book about Wall Street culture based on the tweets for a six-figure sum. There is a good reason Goldman Sachs has been unable to uncover its Twitter-happy employee: He doesn’t work at the firm. And he never did. The author is a 34-year-old former bond executive who lives in Texas. His name is John Lefevre…Upon being contacted late last week after several weeks of reporting uncovered his identity, he confirmed his alter ego. “Frankly, I’m surprised it has taken this long,” he said by phone. “I knew this day would come.” Mr. Lefevre, who worked for Citigroup for seven years, said the Twitter account started as “a joke to entertain myself.”
Six Bitcoin Exchanges Work to Reassure Customers (WSJ)
“This tragic violation of the trust of users of Mt. Gox was the result of one company’s actions and does not reflect the resilience or value of bitcoin and the digital currency industry,” the statement said. “There are hundreds of trustworthy and responsible companies involved in bitcoin. These companies will continue to build the future of money by making bitcoin more secure and easy to use for consumers and merchants. As with any new industry, there are certain bad actors that need to be weeded out, and that is what we are seeing today.”
JPMorgan Chase to cut thousands more jobs (FT)
JPMorgan Chase is planning more job cuts in its mortgage business on top of the 13,000-15,000 positions already due to be slashed because of plunging demand for home loans. Several thousand more cuts are planned, according to people familiar with the matter, and could be announced at JPMorgan’s annual investor day on Tuesday. They are part of a new efficiency drive at the largest US bank by assets that also encompasses staffing branches with fewer employees.
Second Madoff aide testifies at trial, denies knowledge of fraud (Reuters)
Longtime Bernard Madoff assistant Annette Bongiorno on Monday testified that she had no idea her boss was operating a vast Ponzi scheme, despite the decades she spent helping run the trading business where it originated. Bongiorno said she recorded backdated trades, sometimes months after the fact, but never suspected there was anything illegal about it. “Did anyone ever suggest to you that there was something wrong with that practice?” her lawyer, Roland Riopelle, asked her. “The only person who ever suggested that to me was you,” she replied.
Madoff secretary thought Ponzi boss was a ‘hero’ (NYP)
She said Madoff used to stutter when she first began working for him, and that on her first day at work he couldn’t complete a sentence when he asked her to order him ham-and-cheese sandwich. Madoff, she recalled, got so frustrated that he blurted out, “Just get me a ham sandwich!”
Dennis Rodman North Korea Mission to Become Fox Movie (THR)
20th Century Fox has bought the comedy pitch Diplomats, inspired by Dennis Rodman’s so-called “hoops diplomacy” mission to North Korea, as a directing vehicle for Ride Along’s Tim Story…The ever eccentric Rodman became a lightning rod last year when he visited North Korea and befriended the country’s dictator, Kim Jong Un. In January, he returned to the secretive country, which has an atrocious human rights record, and organized a basketball game in Pyongyang. He even sang “Happy Birthday” to the despot. Diplomats is described as a two-hander that takes its cues from the antics of the 6-foot-7 former NBA player Rodman, known as “The Worm.”
Pension Funds Sue On A Deal Gone Cold (Dealbook)
Sitting around a table in Baton Rouge, La., in February 2008, a handful of board members of the Firefighters’ Retirement System of Louisiana heard an investment pitch that would later come back to haunt them. Their consultant, Joe Meals, said that others had already jumped at the chance to invest with Alphonse Fletcher Jr., a flashy Wall Street financier whom Mr. Meals described as a long-established hedge fund manager, according to video recordings. The fund was offering essentially a 12 percent guaranteed return, according to Mr. Meals, secured by a third-party investor, and the opportunity was so hot the board would have to make a decision that day. “I can tell you, it won’t be on the table this time next month,” Mr. Meals told the group, according to the video recordings. “It won’t take 30 days for somebody else to want it.” The firefighters’ system eventually said yes, and along with two other pension funds — the Municipal Employees’ Retirement System and the New Orleans Firefighters’ Pension and Relief Fund — invested a combined $100 million in one of Mr. Fletcher’s funds, FIA Leveraged. As they understood it, the fund would invest in liquid securities that could be sold in a matter of weeks…Mr. Fletcher’s hedge fund has since been described by a court-appointed bankruptcy trustee as having elements of a Ponzi scheme, and four retirement systems are fighting to recover their money. A federal judge is scheduled to rule in March on a plan to liquidate the fund’s assets, which the trustee deemed “virtually worthless” in a report last November.
Russell Stover’s Slow, Candy Bar-Free Rise to a Billion-Dollar Asking Price (BusinessWeek)
Russell Stover is the third-largest chocolate company in the U.S., behind Hershey (HSY) and Mars—very far behind, in fact. Hershey had more than $7 billion in revenue last year, while Russell Stover pulled in about $600 million. But Russell Stover doesn’t really compete directly with these chocolate titans. It avoids the cut-throat candy bar market and focuses almost exclusively on boxed chocolates and other gift items that people buy for holidays. “Sure, [Chief Executive Officer] Tom [Ward] would love for us to come up with our version of Snickers,” Mark Sesler, Russell Stover’s chief marketing officer, told me during interviews for my article on how the chocolate maker won the Valentine’s Day war. “But our factories aren’t really equipped for that. We’re better at boxed chocolate.” Russell Stover has a lock on that boxed chocolate market, selling an estimated 35 million Valentine’s Day hearts this year. “They’re one of the largest premium boxed chocolate suppliers in the U.S.,” says Paul Minger, Walgreen’s (WAG) category manager for confections. And now Russell Stover is up for sale, with an initial asking price of $1 billion…So no, Russell Stover may not make your favorite candy bar. But it doesn’t need to. Come Christmas or Valentine’s Day, you’re going to find yourself browsing the candy aisle at Target (TGT) or Walgreens, looking for an attractive and affordable gift. And let’s be honest: How many times have you given a Snickers to someone as a gift?
Deutsche Bank to pay $20 million to settle Brazil charges (Reuters)
Deutsche Bank AG agreed on Monday to pay $20 million to settle charges in Brazil that Europe’s largest investment bank by revenue helped manage funds embezzled by former city of São Paulo officials in the 1990s, a prosecutor said on Monday.
Easy Currency Bet Gets Harder as the Chinese Yuan Tumbles (WSJ)
Since China resumed efforts to move the yuan higher in 2010, traders have piled into bets that profited as the currency has staged a seemingly relentless advance. But after hitting a record against the dollar in mid-January, the currency has dropped over 1%, reaching a six-month low on Tuesday. The size of the recent declines has prompted some to speculate China may be tapping on the brakes, at least for now. “Last week’s move has been enough to change attitudes about whether or not we have a one-way [bullish] bet here in the yuan,” said Edmund Harriss, a London-based portfolio manager at Guinness Atkinson Asset Management, which oversees $700 million. “China’s central bank is reminding us all that the stronger currency is not a given in the short term.”
Store Drops Charges Against Kayla Finley, Woman Jailed For Not Returning J-Lo Movie (AP)
Finley rented the movie “Monster-in-Law” from Dalton Videos in 2005. The owner took out a warrant against Finley, and she was arrested last week when she was at the sheriff’s office for something else and the warrant was found. Finley spent the night in jail before she was released.