Opening Bell

Opening Bell: 03.07.14

Exclusive: Pimco’s Gross declares El-Erian is ‘trying to undermine me’ (Reuters)
Gross told Reuters that he had “evidence” that El-Erian “wrote” a February 24 article in the Journal, which described the worsening relationship between the two men as Pimco’s performance deteriorated last year, including a showdown in which they squared off against each other in front of more than a dozen colleagues at the firm’s Newport Beach, California headquarters. Gross, who oversaw more than $1.91 trillion in assets as of the end of last year and who is known on Wall Street as the ‘Bond King’, said in a phone call to Reuters last Friday: “I’m so sick of Mohamed trying to undermine me.” When asked if Reuters could see the evidence about El-Erian and the allegation he was involved in the article, Gross said: “You’re on his side. Great, he’s got you, too, wrapped around his charming right finger.” He said he knew that El-Erian, who had been widely seen as the heir apparent to Gross but is now due to leave in mid-March, had been in contact with Reuters as well as the Wall Street Journal. Gross indicated he had been monitoring El-Erian’s phone calls…A Pimco spokesman said in an emailed statement: “Mr. Gross did not make the statements Reuters attributes to him. He categorically denies saying this firm ever listened in on Mr. El-Erian’s phone calls or that Mr. El-Erian ‘wrote’ any previous media article.”

Putin Sparking Worst Stock Rout Since Moscow Crackdown (Bloomberg)
The last time Russian stocks fell as much as they have this week was when President Vladimir Putin cracked down on protesters following his election in May 2012. Putin’s incursion into Ukraine’s Crimea region, like the imprisonment of demonstrators following his return to the presidency two years ago, is sparking investor concern that Russia’s economic growth will falter as the U.S. and Europe threaten the country with sanctions. The Bloomberg Russia-US Equity Index of the most-traded Russian companies in the U.S. has fallen 5.1 percent this week, the most since the measure dropped 11 percent in the five days to May 18, 2012.

Man called Bitcoin’s father denies ties, leads LA car chase (Reuters)
In the afternoon, the silver-haired, bespectacled Nakamoto stepped outside, dressed in a gray sport coat and green striped shirt, with a pen tucked in his shirt pocket. He was mobbed by reporters and told them he was looking for someone who understood Japanese to buy him a free lunch. Newsweek estimates his wealth at $400 million. “I’m not involved in Bitcoin. Wait a minute, I want my free lunch first. I’m going with this guy,” Nakamoto said, pointing at a reporter from AP. “I’m not in Bitcoin, I don’t know anything about it,” he said again while walking down the street with several cameras at his heels. He and the AP reporter made their way to a nearby sushi restaurant with media in tow, before leaving and heading downtown. Los Angeles Times reporter Joe Bel Bruno followed the pair and described the chase in a running stream of tweets. Eventually, the pair dashed into the Associated Press offices in downtown Los Angeles.

Washington state issues first legal-marijuana business license (AP)
Sean Green, who has operated medical marijuana dispensaries in Spokane and the Seattle suburb of Shoreline, proclaimed the document “beautiful” as it was handed to him at a state Liquor Control Board meeting in Olympia. The license will allow him to grow 21,000 square feet of cannabis at his Spokane facility — the first pot that will be grown for sale under the highly taxed system approved by voters in 2012. The possession of marijuana became legal for adults over 21 soon after the vote, but it’s still illegal to grow or sell it for recreational use until pot shops open in the state later this year. Green plans to start by raising marijuana starter plants to sell to other growers, and later expand to growing buds for retail pot shops. “Cannabis prohibition is over,” Green declared to applause from a room packed with his supporters. “I’m coming home with jobs, Spokane.”

Martha Stewart Gives Sex Advice, Says She Had a Prison Name in Reddit Ask Me Anything (USW)
Stewart’s fans didn’t waste any time, asking her about bedroom secrets to abide by. “Always take a bath before and after,” Stewart said. When one suggested to just do the dirty during a bath, she quipped: “That’s good too, and don’t forget to brush your teeth.” She added: “What’s a d*ldo?” when asked how to clean the bed sheets afterward. Stewart’s AMA had its TMI moments, but she also chatted about her famous pals. “I wish I were closer friends with Snoop Dogg,” she admitted…Stewart braved the slew of questions, but also seemed to reach her limit when asked of her 2004 stint in jail. “I think I did, but I can’t remember,” she said on whether or not she had a prison name. “I don’t think about the past.”

Carlyle Honchos Join Wave of Private-Equity Stock Sales (WSJ)
Top executives at three publicly traded private-equity firms have sold more than $500 million of their firms’ stock over the past year, according to securities filings. The most recent sellers are Carlyle Group LP co-founders co-Chief Executive William Conway and Chairman Daniel D’Aniello, who have sold between $39.6 million and $48.9 million of stock apiece, according to a securities filing Thursday. The sale, part of a larger share offering from the Washington firm, marks the first time that any Carlyle employees have reduced stakes in the firm since it went public in May 2012.

Cerberus confirms Safeway deal worth more than $9B (CNBC)
As part of the deal, Cerberus would pay roughly $40 a share for Safeway, which includes $32.50 per share in cash. Cerberus already owns Albertsons, which operates 1,000 stores and 12 distribution centers in 29 states and employs approximately 109,000 associates. The deal would greatly expand Cerberus’ reach into the grocery store arena. Currently, there are 1,600 Safeway stores across the U.S. and Canada.

Top Philippine Fund Doubles Consumer Stocks With Record Bet (Bloomberg)
The UBP Large Cap Philippine Equity Portfolio (IFDLCPE) increased positions in the consumer industry to a record 60 percent of assets from about 30 percent in mid-2013, said Robert Ramos, who oversees about $897 million as the chief investment officer at Union Bank of the Philippines. Holdings include Emperador Inc. (EMP), the nation’s largest liquor company, and Puregold Price Club Inc., the biggest grocery-store operator. Both stocks have jumped at least 12 percent this year.

Bacon Alarm Clock Means Bacon Has Finally Conquered The Universe (HP)
Oscar Mayer cooked up a gizmo to convert your smartphone into a fragrant frying pan of sizzling you-know-what. You plug in a small rectangular attachment into the iPhone headphone jack and, enabled by an app, the sounds and smell of bacon assault your senses when it’s time to rise and shine. Oscar Mayer will give out 4,700 of the devices in a drawing through April 4, the company said in a press release.

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40 Responses to “Opening Bell: 03.07.14”

  1. Guest says:

    Bill needs to de-stress with more yoga.

    Bill, don't be jelly. It will do your head in.

  2. Guest says:

    Who is Gross going to blame after March when withdrawals continue? Does each of the six get 2 months a year to take the blame?

  3. Guest says:

    A Pimco spokesman said in an emailed statement: "Mr. Gross did not make the statements Reuters attributes to him. He categorically denies saying this firm ever listened in on Mr. El-Erian's phone calls or that Mr. El-Erian 'wrote' any previous media article."

    He added: "As a regulated company, PIMCO is required to retain records of its employees' communications to help ensure compliance with the firm's policies."

  4. Guest says:

    Shia, time for you to sign up for the Bitcoin movie before DiCaprio gets his stinking hands on it. Michael Douglas, your part is safe whoever the lead is.

  5. Guest says:

    Careful, Bill. The Germans know what the word, "Schadenfreude" means.

  6. NonVerbalCueExpert says:

    The eyes say, "I'm not f*cking around." The tie says, "I won't be undermined."

  7. Conspiracy Theorist says:

    I bet Mr. EE is behind this too!

    Bond Allocation Probe Seen Symptomatic of Race for Yield

    The federal investigation into the way banks divvy up new corporate-bond sales may shed light on a side effect of regulations that were designed to make the financial system safer.
    Pimco Allocation
    Pacific Investment Management Co., which runs the world’s biggest bond fund, purchased $8 billion of the debt while BlackRock Inc., the No. 1 shareholder of Verizon, was awarded about $5 billion, people familiar with the sale said at the time.

  8. Guest says:

    Can't spell "Putin" without "put"

    – UBS Coincidental Derivatives Quant

  9. Quant me maybe ... says:

    Bove:giraffes::Gross:mutant pigs

  10. Kermit says:

    When I smell sizzling bacon in bed, I simply apply some more lube.

  11. Guest says:

    Top Philippine Fund Doubles Consumer Stocks With Record Bet (Bloomberg)

    Shazar – can you pick the Opening Bell lineup before hitting the Franzia?

  12. Paul Hargis says:

    Maybe it's already been said but does Gross remind anyone of the Crypt Keeper?

    -just a guy with some thoughts from his brain

  13. Danker_Banker says:

    Separately, Gross was seen having a heated argument with an umbrella.

  14. PE guy says:

    When in doubt, take safeway private.

  15. Shaz's beard says:

    "Eternal peace is found in the 'stache"

    -Confucious El-Erian

    (time to bring it back Grossy)

  16. Morning SMU says:

    I'm you're idiot.

  17. Guest says:


    Maybe it's time to visit Ikea's frozen food section.

  18. Ajai Thomas says:

    I guess I will have to settle on a prison name pretty soon.

  19. Alt_EST says:

    "Plus, you know why my tie is constantly undone!? El-Erian sometimes just sneaks up behind me, reaches around, and pulls the knot out! Who does that?! That's why I demand silence and no eye contact, I need all my attention to see or hear him coming…usin' the periphereals."

    -B. Gross, probably

  20. J. Gundlach says:

    Yesterday I was "crazy." Today, I'm not. I didn't get any saner overnight, though. Thanks, Bill Gross!

    P.S. I had a bong in my office and even I was never so paranoid!

  21. J Shazar says:

    This El-Erian is also trying to undermine me. He logs into dealbreaker and posts slanderous material about me using a variety of fake names. 'Guest' is the most common one that I can remember, but he changes handles like a cameleon.

    Gross, you and I are like brothers. Let's get together and get rid of this 'guest' character once and for all.

  22. Blaze on says:

    Martha Stewart should just fly up to WA to meet Snoop, they can pick up some discounted vodka from Safeway, then she can give him a bath, and he can show her what a dildo looks like, while they pay for porn in the hotel with Bitcoins.

  23. OB Fanatic says:

    I wish DB would send us alarm clocks that ring the DB sirens and spray out the smell of money each morning when Shazza posts the OB.

  24. Guest says:

    One more PIMCO/Gross comment, come on guys… one more.

  25. Shazmom says:

    Fuck you Jon Shazar and the day you were born!

  26. KingCo says:

    Bill Gross + 100kg Tim Horton's = Rob Ford

  27. Nobody, Ever says:

    Bill Gross doesn't sound like a control freak at all…