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Write-Offs: 03.17.14

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  1. VonSloneker says:

    Finance and fashionista suicide rates correlated and rising. Could the next mixer turn into "The Red Wedding"? Discuss…

    – The Ghost of Rob Stark

  2. London Banker says:

    … Shazar doesn't sound like an Irish name …

  3. Shazmom says:

    Better the Shaz you don't know that the one you know.

  4. Phillips 69 says:

    I think I saw Geezer Oil Trader last night. Old, white guy at La Griglia on W. Gray, wearing beige Sans-a-belt pants and a Lochnivar golf shirt and brown slip-ons with gold bars where the tassles would be. Pronounced both "Gs" in "La Griglia". Gold "Presidential" Rolex watch waving around as he gesticulated wildly. Was with some Apex guys while telling a story about Texaco drilling a hole in a lake bed and draining that lake into a salt mine underneath it. He spoke in barnyard terms of Libyans, Russians and auditors while frequently using the words, "dumbass, dipshit and mullet". Referred to the waitress as "sugar booger". I think he had some Aggie engineering intern with him because he kept asking that youngster "if he ever blew Reveille while at A&M" and then the old guy would burst out laughing. I'll ask the Apex guys if that was the Geezer or not. That is, if they know of GOT.