$$$ UBS suspends U.S.-based forex trader in manipulation probe [Reuters]
$$$ BlackBerry Still Losing Money, Doubling Down on Hardware [WSJ]
$$$ Maria Bartiromo: What Went Wrong at CNBC, and Why the ‘Money Honey’ Moved to Fox [TDB]
$$$ Banks Lending Like It’s 2007 Belied by $10 Trillion Hoard [Bloomberg]
$$$ Bitcoin lover keeps promise to eat his hat if value falls below $1,000 [NYDN]
$$$ Embattled Herbalife CEO gets a raise [NYP]
$$$ The sorry tale of the senior UBS equities banker and the orange Ferrari [eFinancial]
$$$ Ukraine’s killer dolphins will never surrender, a former defense minister says [TS]
WHAT THE FUCK SHAZZY?!?!?!?!?
Maybe the Ukrainian killer dolphins got the Shazzster. Either that or Mommy Shaz stayed out late at the VFW trying to find a Mr. Shaz and she forgot to wake him up this morning.
There is a little Shaz in all of us.
Bonus Watch ’16: Local Hooker Should Be Getting Paid Extra For This
You want to b*tch about your bonus? That’s another $500.
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