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  1. Posted by Confused Guest | April 16, 2014 at 1:25 PM

    Still having a hard time understanding how Chucky qualifies as a business reporter

  2. Posted by Analist | April 16, 2014 at 1:31 PM

    I don't think I could script a douchier persona than this guy manages to pull off. So, I guess that I owe him a "good job with that" spiel.

  3. Posted by Yan, the Barber | April 16, 2014 at 1:32 PM

    He's so DIY, his kettle bell squats have been substituted by Carlo Rossi Paisano wine jugs, while using Scalfani unfiltered for his morning oil pulls.

  4. Posted by noone (or everyone?) | April 16, 2014 at 1:41 PM

    when i grow up, i want to be just like charlie gasparino. a short, loud-mouthed italian.

  5. Posted by Meatstick | April 16, 2014 at 1:55 PM

    He's definitely the guy who walks around the gym with his protein shake in hand at all times.

  6. Posted by Guest | April 16, 2014 at 1:57 PM

    Italians are the best dressed men in Gowanus.

  7. Posted by Mike Mayo | April 16, 2014 at 2:05 PM

    I think I give him a run for the money

    – MM

  8. Posted by Take Laps | April 16, 2014 at 2:09 PM

    Please don't procreate.

    -The butcher, the baker and the candle-stick maker.

  9. Posted by BNP HR | April 16, 2014 at 2:11 PM

    Hes the Justin Ross Lee of financial reporting

  10. Posted by Context Clues | April 16, 2014 at 2:15 PM

    Sounds like someone here may be a short, loud mouthed Italian.

  11. Posted by Guest | April 16, 2014 at 2:24 PM

    What? He doesn't have a pisher that does that for him? How FBN.

  12. Posted by Guest | April 16, 2014 at 2:32 PM

    Just to be clear; he makes his own protein shakes but the barkeep at San Pietro's is in charge of the Charlietinis.

  13. Posted by Analist | April 16, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    Bullshit.

    -Justin Bieber

  14. Posted by guest | April 16, 2014 at 2:49 PM

    .. and don't forget the wife beater tucked in to his baggy sweatpants. And his gallon jug of water

  15. Posted by Analist | April 16, 2014 at 2:57 PM

    …..and the fanny pack. Don't forget the fucking fanny pack! It is a total panty dropper.

  16. Posted by My Kingdom | April 16, 2014 at 3:11 PM

    To overhea Charlie at da bar at da San Piedros tawkin aboud da makets….

    Ignorant turnip

  17. Posted by Billy Ray Valentine | April 16, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    Added $100 milli to my short on the news.

  18. Posted by Peter North | April 17, 2014 at 2:42 PM

    I have non synthetic protein I'd like Charlie to try.