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Charlie Gasparino Only Puts Homemade Super Unleaded Gasoline Into His Muscle Machine, Not That Diesel Crap Herbalife Sells


[via @cgasparino]

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18 Responses to “Charlie Gasparino Only Puts Homemade Super Unleaded Gasoline Into His Muscle Machine, Not That Diesel Crap Herbalife Sells”

  1. Confused Guest says:

    Still having a hard time understanding how Chucky qualifies as a business reporter

  2. Analist says:

    I don't think I could script a douchier persona than this guy manages to pull off. So, I guess that I owe him a "good job with that" spiel.

  3. Yan, the Barber says:

    He's so DIY, his kettle bell squats have been substituted by Carlo Rossi Paisano wine jugs, while using Scalfani unfiltered for his morning oil pulls.

  4. noone (or everyone?) says:

    when i grow up, i want to be just like charlie gasparino. a short, loud-mouthed italian.

  5. BNP HR says:

    Hes the Justin Ross Lee of financial reporting

  6. Guest says:

    What? He doesn't have a pisher that does that for him? How FBN.

  7. Guest says:

    Just to be clear; he makes his own protein shakes but the barkeep at San Pietro's is in charge of the Charlietinis.

  8. My Kingdom says:

    To overhea Charlie at da bar at da San Piedros tawkin aboud da makets….

    Ignorant turnip

  9. Billy Ray Valentine says:

    Added $100 milli to my short on the news.

  10. Peter North says:

    I have non synthetic protein I'd like Charlie to try.

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