• 03 Apr 2014 at 3:39 PM

Charlie Gasparino (‘s Desk): Extreme Makeover

In January 2013, Cigar Aficionado offered this assessment of Fox Business reporter Charlie Gasparino’s workspace: “His office…runs counter to his consummately neat appearance—it is disheveled, with papers and books scattered randomly about, as though there are much more important things in his life than the need to keep his desk in order. He has offered a visitor a seat, but the chair must first be cleared of its contents, including a suit, similar to the one he is wearing but perhaps patiently awaiting a voyage to the dry cleaners.”

And while some people say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, it’s obvious that CG simply has little use for spending time tidying; and that despite his office being a total dump, could tell you where everything is in 3 seconds flat.

Still, apparently the state of things became a bit too much for his co-workers, who donned hazmat suits earlier today and dove head first into this:

And by the grace of god, turned it into this:

julieverhage, @cgasparino]

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  1. Posted by Sean | April 3, 2014 at 3:41 PM

    Sweet view, dick

  2. Posted by Im_a_Dude | April 3, 2014 at 3:50 PM

    there is nothing that interests me more then Charlie Gasporino's desk clutter

  3. Posted by CF no A though | April 3, 2014 at 3:51 PM

    Did they find a certain elusive plane? More details please!

  4. Posted by Guest | April 3, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    Dat clutter is a friend of mine.

    -Office Chazair

  5. Posted by guest | April 3, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    Paging the hotel receipt guy!!

  6. Posted by Guest | April 3, 2014 at 4:07 PM

    Not quite the corner office I was expecting. Where's his bow flex?

  7. Posted by J. Gorman | April 3, 2014 at 4:29 PM

    Filthy animal.

  8. Posted by Turnip Truck | April 3, 2014 at 5:19 PM

    Dear God, I hope no one ever feels the need to do that for me.

    –Not J. Gundlach

  9. Posted by Quant me maybe... | April 3, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    This Julie person. Why did she clean his office? Is she an intern, a first year? What? WHY?

    >WHAT WAS SHE REALLY LOOKING FOR?

  10. Posted by mrp | April 4, 2014 at 9:47 AM

    his cannoli

  11. Posted by Guest | April 4, 2014 at 10:24 AM

    Julie, you were supposed to clean up the whole office but you left a big lump of out-of-date Italian deli meat on the cha…oh wait, that's Chazzer.

  12. Posted by Guest | April 4, 2014 at 10:58 AM

    One monitor? One?

  13. Posted by WWI Afficionado | April 4, 2014 at 11:56 AM

    Barbaric

  14. Posted by jj Chimpihan | April 7, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    cleaning Charlie's desk = Loser's work

  15. Posted by Guest | April 9, 2014 at 11:38 AM

    Go ahaed and get all da papers outa here, but the gym bag…dat stays.