Charlie Gasparino (‘s Desk): Extreme Makeover

In January 2013, Cigar Aficionado offered this assessment of Fox Business reporter Charlie Gasparino’s workspace: “His office…runs counter to his consummately neat appearance—it is disheveled, with papers and books scattered randomly about, as though there are much more important things in his life than the need to keep his desk in order. He has offered a visitor a seat, but the chair must first be cleared of its contents, including a suit, similar to the one he is wearing but perhaps patiently awaiting a voyage to the dry cleaners.”

And while some people say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, it’s obvious that CG simply has little use for spending time tidying; and that despite his office being a total dump, could tell you where everything is in 3 seconds flat.

Still, apparently the state of things became a bit too much for his co-workers, who donned hazmat suits earlier today and dove head first into this:

And by the grace of god, turned it into this:

julieverhage, @cgasparino]

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15 Responses to “Charlie Gasparino (‘s Desk): Extreme Makeover”

  1. Sean says:

    Sweet view, dick

  2. Im_a_Dude says:

    there is nothing that interests me more then Charlie Gasporino's desk clutter

  3. CF no A though says:

    Did they find a certain elusive plane? More details please!

  4. guest says:

    Paging the hotel receipt guy!!

  5. Guest says:

    Not quite the corner office I was expecting. Where's his bow flex?

  6. J. Gorman says:

    Filthy animal.

  7. Turnip Truck says:

    Dear God, I hope no one ever feels the need to do that for me.

    –Not J. Gundlach

  8. Quant me maybe... says:

    This Julie person. Why did she clean his office? Is she an intern, a first year? What? WHY?


  9. Guest says:

    Julie, you were supposed to clean up the whole office but you left a big lump of out-of-date Italian deli meat on the cha…oh wait, that's Chazzer.

  10. Guest says:

    One monitor? One?

  11. jj Chimpihan says:

    cleaning Charlie's desk = Loser's work

  12. Guest says:

    Go ahaed and get all da papers outa here, but the gym bag…dat stays.