Soros Fund Employees May Want To Consider Remedial Relationship Classes

…and could potentially even get a group rate, between the octogenarian who thinks “By the way, I gave your apartment to another woman” is appropriate pillow talk and this guy:

A beautiful blond financier claims her spurned boyfriend stalked her online using the handle “OrgyMan” and torpedoed her financial career with trumped-up criminal allegations. In papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Marta Billeci says she spent four months dating Soros Fund employee Taye Famm in 2011 — and the next three years trying to get away from him. The suit says Famm would send Billeci, 40, “unsolicited tips” about what the big-bucks fund was doing in a bid to woo her, but Billeci never used them. They broke up in May 2011 — but Famm “repeatedly and continuously sent unsolicited text messages and emails” to Billeci, “including forwarded internal emails from his employer marked ‘confidential,’ ” the suit says. Billeci said Famm, who did not return a call for comment, got an order of protection against her based on unspecified “outright lies,” the suit says. Weeks later, he called her and left her a message, the suit says. After she called him back and left him a voicemail, she found herself arrested. Numerous court appearances resulted in her losing her job, says the suit, which seeks $250,000 in damages.

Soros Fund employee stalked ex-girlfriend under ‘OrgyMan’ screen name, ruined her finance career: suit [NYDN]

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12 Responses to “Soros Fund Employees May Want To Consider Remedial Relationship Classes”

  1. Aspiring tribesman says:

    I have freckles. But I also have curly dark hair. Upstairs that is.

  2. NAFTA. says:


  3. guest says:

    Eh, 6/10

    • Guest says:

      'Beautiful' is a little strong on the language. But I bet she did well for herself at Dartmouth

      • Cadet Petreaus says:

        There is a saying that applies to females at Military Academies that can also be applied to the Ivies…especially if said female is heading down South, West, or to Texas for her first job/duty station:

        On graduation day, one would ask, "How does it feel to be ugly again?"

  4. Guest says:

    I lost track of when where who did what to whom. Ergo bitch deserves the slammer.

  5. Meatstick says:

    The student has become the teacher.

  6. Shucky Ducky says:

    Soros will look you straight in the eye and punch you in the dick with a lamp.

  7. Malcolm Powder says:

    Hey guys, Malcolm Powder in the house. Who wants to punch me in the turkey knot?