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Bank Of America Shareholder Stops Short Of Ripping Her Top Off And Asking Brian Moynihan To Sign Her Tits

For the most part, Bank of America chief Brian Moynihan is not the type of guy who inspires intense fan frenzy. Lloyd Blankfein has teems of people who want to pinch his adorable cheeks and carry him around in their pocket for good luck. Jamie Dimon has his groupies. But Moynihan? Not so much.

UNTIL NOW.

During the meeting, Ms. McMahon got into a shouting match with Judith Koenick, a shareholder who criticized Mr. Moynihan. Ms. McMahon defended the CEO as a “fine gentleman” and a credit to Ireland. When Ms. Koenick complained, “I’d like to finish my comments without being threatened by this woman!”, Ms. McMahon yelled “I’ll threaten you all I want!” Then she directed a cry of “I love you, Mr. Moynihan!” to the stage. Mr. Moynihan joked that at least two people love him – his mother, and Ms. McMahon.

Brian Moynihan’s Not-So-Secret Admirer [MoneyBeat]

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  1. HotKarl says:

    Conjecture: Ms McMahon was on the wrong side of the drinking game bet in which you do a shot of Jameson everytime Bank of America announces another legal/settlement charge.

  2. Covetous J says:

    I have to know if she is hot, wtf

  3. Spirit Pointer says:

    "I love you Mr. Lewis!"

    -Brian Moynihan at the 2008 BAC annual meeting

  4. SMU Secure says:

    Stay classy Charlotte. You are doing your state proud.

  5. Mrs. Moynihan says:

    Mr. Moynihan joked that at least two people love him – his mother, and Ms. McMahon.

    No, sorry dear.

  6. Smithers says:

    <whisper>

    I love you too

  7. Jesse Pinkman, CFA says:

    AGMs = A once a year event where shareholders who own 12 shares in their Scottrade account come to spout off about why the management/board should be replaced for not doing enough to save the whales or starving kids in Africa.

  8. klhoughton says:

    "Mr. Moynihan joked that at least two people love him – his mother, and Ms. McMahon….

    Mr. Moynihan, it should be said, is married."

    Can we just call this Brian Moynihan's Rick "I Can't Remember the Third" Perry Moment?

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