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  1. Posted by Captain Oblivious | May 8, 2014 at 11:48 AM

    Apparently thinking and reason aren't too easy either chuckles. Its tough to see a fellow paisan crumble like this.

  2. Posted by Jon Coffee | May 8, 2014 at 11:49 AM

    Hey wait, isn't that the meet me at Minetta's pose so we know it's you?

  3. Posted by guest | May 8, 2014 at 11:50 AM

    Does he have his fingers up his ass?

    - j gundlach

  4. Posted by Niles Standish | May 8, 2014 at 12:02 PM

    I pull da hammy jumpin for da joy because of my big meetin wit Bank of America high level summa intern. i always get da scoop

  5. Posted by Rusty Denture | May 8, 2014 at 12:04 PM

    Is he scooping himself really hard? The hardest scooping ever?

  6. Posted by PARKOUR! | May 8, 2014 at 12:16 PM

    Turn your head 90 degrees and allow for a momentary suspension of disbelief.

  7. Posted by Gasbag | May 8, 2014 at 12:21 PM

    "This is what it looked like that time I fucked that troll right in his fuckin' ass."

  8. Posted by guesst | May 8, 2014 at 12:25 PM

    …holding the crap in.

  9. Posted by Chaznado | May 8, 2014 at 12:27 PM

    This carpet picked the wrong morning to wake up.

    #floorcoveringmassacre

  10. Posted by Guest | May 8, 2014 at 12:41 PM

    Let's see that chest on the floor before we call it a pushup

  11. Posted by guest | May 8, 2014 at 12:43 PM

    Charlie is preparing for his audition for Human Centipede 3.

  12. Posted by Guest | May 8, 2014 at 12:46 PM

    Worst comment in the history of Texas.

  13. Posted by Turbo & Ozone | May 8, 2014 at 12:51 PM

    Breakin' 3: Italian Boogaloo

  14. Posted by Guest | May 8, 2014 at 1:09 PM

    I think the technical weightlifting term is "spotting"

  15. Posted by LGBT activist | May 8, 2014 at 1:09 PM

    Watch your cornhole bud

  16. Posted by Guest | May 8, 2014 at 1:10 PM

    This is my favorite kind of Dealbreaker

  17. Posted by Nutritionist | May 8, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    "So I spread my cheeks in a stance like this, and you just funnel that veggie kale protein mix right in there."

  18. Posted by Charles Journalrino | May 8, 2014 at 1:28 PM

    Boko Haram is a friend of mine!

  19. Posted by guest | May 8, 2014 at 1:28 PM

    Gold's Gym Interview #2

  20. Posted by Guest | May 8, 2014 at 1:29 PM

    Showing the "kids" at FBN what breakdancing in the 80's was to Rockwell's "Somebodys Watching Me".

  21. Posted by Guest | May 8, 2014 at 1:32 PM

    AMC and Fox News presents "Breaking Wind"

  22. Posted by Workplace harassment | May 8, 2014 at 1:33 PM

    Who is the poor schlub that he made take this picture?

  23. Posted by guesticles | May 8, 2014 at 1:45 PM

    goldman sachs interview #643

  24. Posted by Baba booey | May 8, 2014 at 1:46 PM

    Dats a my intern Joey C, hes a neighborhood guy, used to run SL at Cantor Fitzlehmanschwab in SI New Yawk.

  25. Posted by Guest | May 8, 2014 at 2:05 PM

    If that were true they'd be in his mouth.

  26. Posted by Guest | May 8, 2014 at 2:13 PM

    Looks like someone photoshopped Dennis Kneale out of that picture.

  27. Posted by Jingles Malone | May 8, 2014 at 2:31 PM

    The Equinox steam room is not as steamy as I remember it.

  28. Posted by Bored | May 8, 2014 at 3:07 PM

    FTMFW

    "Guest", you get it. +1 MM, sir

  29. Posted by BackOfficeBusta | May 8, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    Almost as hard as keeping a straight face working alongside Jim Cramer

  30. Posted by Guest | May 8, 2014 at 4:17 PM

    Where's dat vial. I need to find dat f*ing vial.

  31. Posted by UFO | May 8, 2014 at 4:47 PM

    There's a "thumb's up" button you can press…

  32. Posted by Xenomorph | May 8, 2014 at 4:49 PM

    Worst comment in the history of DB. Press "thumb's down" over to the right ——>

    kthxbai

  33. Posted by Guesteeculos | May 8, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    Hernia face

  34. Posted by Guest | May 9, 2014 at 11:50 AM

    I'm not your bud, guy

  35. Posted by CF no A though | May 9, 2014 at 6:28 PM

    Wish someone would come along and kick him in the face. Make a great vine!