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Coming Soon: Dealbreaker Dramatic Reading Night Part III

Do you know what you’re doing the evening of Wednesday, June 18th? You do now.

At long last, the third installment of Dealbreaker Dramatic Reading Night is here. DBDNR3 will begin at 7:30PM at a bar somewhere in downtown Manhattan and will include lots of new (old) material, plus some fan favorites. We’re also allowing YOU, the attendee, to request a favorite post to be read.1 We’re not guaranteeing anything, but if you pick one that lends itself to a dramatic rendition, we’ll consider it. Don’t make a big scene if yours doesn’t make the cut, though. We’re all professionals here.

Get your tickets now!

1. Ideally, you will do so by link, but title also works, as does “I can’t find the post or remember the title but it involved elves?”

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11 Responses to “Coming Soon: Dealbreaker Dramatic Reading Night Part III”

  1. guest says:

    IT'S ABOUT TIME.

    • B.A. Man Jr. says:

      I SAY WE DO IT ON A REALLY HOT DAY. BESS WILL HAVE NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO WEAR A SPAGHETTI STRAP DRESS. PRIOR TO HER ARRIVAL AT THE MYSTERY BAR, WE TELL SHAZ TO BE A FUCKING MAN FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE AND CRANK THE A/C. WITHIN IN 30 SECOND BESS WILL FEEL THE SENSATION OF GOOSEBUMPS COME OVER HER BODY. WE WILL THEN BE WELCOMED INTO THE MARVELOUS WORLD KNOWN AS BESS POKIE HEAVEN!!!!!

  2. guest says:

    I don't remember the title but I'm requesting anything involving hedge fund manager on animal love.

  3. Guest says:

    7:30? Thanks for doing it late enough that I can make it into the city on time!

    -Jersey City ops team

  4. Tropical guest says:

    Will there be video broadcasting for us abroad?

  5. Guest says:

    How about a recreation of 'You're fired!' with Bess on one side and Shaz on the other.

  6. schm0e says:

    Here's what's funny: You mock these dolts on your website all day long — and rightly so — and then you invite them out for funzies.

    Quite a racket.

  7. Master of None says:

    IV definitely needs to be in London

  8. Guest says:

    Staying true to the site, I would like to see Shaz get up after every reading and repeat what was just said.