Do you know what you’re doing the evening of Wednesday, June 18th? You do now.

At long last, the third installment of Dealbreaker Dramatic Reading Night is here. DBDNR3 will begin at 7:30PM at a bar somewhere in downtown Manhattan and will include lots of new (old) material, plus some fan favorites. We’re also allowing YOU, the attendee, to request a favorite post to be read.1 We’re not guaranteeing anything, but if you pick one that lends itself to a dramatic rendition, we’ll consider it. Don’t make a big scene if yours doesn’t make the cut, though. We’re all professionals here.

Get your tickets now!

1. Ideally, you will do so by link, but title also works, as does “I can’t find the post or remember the title but it involved elves?”

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  1. Posted by guest | May 28, 2014 at 4:03 PM

    IT'S ABOUT TIME.

  2. Posted by guest | May 28, 2014 at 4:03 PM

    I don't remember the title but I'm requesting anything involving hedge fund manager on animal love.

  3. Posted by Guest | May 28, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    7:30? Thanks for doing it late enough that I can make it into the city on time!

    -Jersey City ops team

  4. Posted by Tropical guest | May 28, 2014 at 4:58 PM

    Will there be video broadcasting for us abroad?

  5. Posted by Guest | May 28, 2014 at 5:29 PM

    How about a recreation of 'You're fired!' with Bess on one side and Shaz on the other.

  6. Posted by London Banker | May 29, 2014 at 6:04 AM

    Only 12:30am in London…

  7. Posted by schm0e | June 2, 2014 at 3:12 PM

    Here's what's funny: You mock these dolts on your website all day long — and rightly so — and then you invite them out for funzies.

    Quite a racket.

  8. Posted by Master of None | June 2, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    IV definitely needs to be in London

  9. Posted by HomerSexual | June 3, 2014 at 12:35 AM

    You give good [bleep]?

  10. Posted by B.A. Man Jr. | June 3, 2014 at 12:42 AM

    I SAY WE DO IT ON A REALLY HOT DAY. BESS WILL HAVE NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO WEAR A SPAGHETTI STRAP DRESS. PRIOR TO HER ARRIVAL AT THE MYSTERY BAR, WE TELL SHAZ TO BE A FUCKING MAN FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE AND CRANK THE A/C. WITHIN IN 30 SECOND BESS WILL FEEL THE SENSATION OF GOOSEBUMPS COME OVER HER BODY. WE WILL THEN BE WELCOMED INTO THE MARVELOUS WORLD KNOWN AS BESS POKIE HEAVEN!!!!!

  11. Posted by Guest | June 3, 2014 at 4:09 PM

    Staying true to the site, I would like to see Shaz get up after every reading and repeat what was just said.