As you may have heard, yesterday Credit Suisse paid a $2.6 billion fine and pleaded guilty to doing the thing that Swiss banks were put on this earth to do– helping American clients avoid paying taxes by hiding their assets from the IRS. Now, some people might worry that copping to engaging in years of highly illegal activity would cause clients and counterparties to look at the bank differently. In fact, CEO Brady Dougan was one of those people, which caused him to get on the horn and conduct a small poll to see if anyone would have trouble doing business with Credit Suisse moving forward. The great news is that apparently no one gives a shit.

Credit Suisse Chief Executive Officer Brady Dougan said he doesn’t expect a guilty plea to a U.S. criminal charge will drive customers away from Switzerland’s second-biggest bank. “All the discussions with clients have actually been very reassuring,” Dougan said on a call with analysts and reporters today. “We continue to be hopeful and encouraged that there will be very little impact on business as we go forward.”

Another person for whom the guilty plea is water off a duck’s back is Lloyd Blankfein.

…early indications suggest that Credit Suisse’s counterparties won’t turn their backs on Switzerland’s second-biggest bank. Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs Group Inc., said on May 16 that “it becomes a very weighty decision for us to cut someone off, and we wouldn’t do it lightly.”

And while New York Life insurance is going to perform a series of tests on the bank to determine if it carries a gene for breaking the law, for now it’s sticking with the Swiss.

Some clients could react differently. New York Life Insurance Co., which manages more than $500 billion and is a client of Credit Suisse, will re-evaluate its relationship with the bank, said John Kim, the firm’s chief investment officer. The insurer will seek to “determine whether there’s something sort of systematic to that institution that caused them to behave poorly on one side of their business, and whether that extends to the investment banking side,” Kim said in an interview.

Credit Suisse CEO Sees Clients Undeterred by Guilty Plea [Bloomberg]

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  1. Posted by BNP HR | May 20, 2014 at 3:12 PM

    Ya fucked up. You trusted us

    Brady "otter" Dougan

  2. Posted by Snoop douggy dougan | May 20, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    I am shocked…shocked to see tax evasion in this establishment!!

  3. Posted by Fact Fairy | May 20, 2014 at 5:33 PM

    So all of this made up for great headlines. Just like UBS "shutting off its entire fixed income group" did two years back – which is still up and running. Nothing changes. Except getting screwed over year end bonuses.

  4. Posted by Flabbergasted | May 20, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    So its Ok then to do illegal stuff, plead guilty and pay a fine to the Govt . None of those responsible end up in court and the shareholders pick up the tab.
    It must be a new concept that illegal activities can be expunged through payment of a fine. Very democratic in a country that appears incapable of getting anybody of substance into court unless you are a popster on a DUI charge.

  5. Posted by runcibleman | May 20, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    Well, at least he can honestly say that he did not have sex with that woman.

  6. Posted by Old White Guy | May 20, 2014 at 8:35 PM

    Just our little way of sticking it to The Man….

  7. Posted by FatGuySkinnyTie | May 21, 2014 at 6:51 AM

    I don't know, it might just be me, but I'm seeing a banner add for the Breezer chair, which apparently ventilates one's ass throughout the work day.

    Does anyone have any experience farting in one of those? I have this friend, he would be interested but he also really likes hummus wraps.

  8. Posted by CS Mortgage Sales | May 21, 2014 at 8:40 AM

    Awesome, so now I can´t just send my junior guy to meet NYL for rolling rocks at Live Bait? I actually have to take them to a real dinner myself and listen to how badly we perform on their bid lists? Thanks John Kim

  9. Posted by B Iteme | May 21, 2014 at 9:32 AM

    The false premise in this story is that CS has "clients"

  10. Posted by Guest | May 21, 2014 at 10:27 AM

    You've never gotten a speeding ticket upstate?