Charlie Gasparino, Charlie Gasparino: Senior Crowbar Correspondent, Las Vegas, Magic Johnson, SALT Conference, the situation is fluid
I fluffed a little before pulling it out so Magic wouldnt laugh.
No wondas why dey call ya da magic, look at dat friggin wand in your pants Merlin. Maron a mi I aint seen sauseege like dat since da sunday supper at ma gasparinos
Dey don't call him Magic Johnson for nuttin'
there's a low-hanging "peabody award" joke here somewhere
There is no doubt in my mind that Chaz looked.
Sure you didn't hold your manroot in one hand and shake Magic's hand with the other? Did you make sure not to wet your pants too at the same time?
Donald Sterling is a friend of mine
-Chaz after Magic left
dis fucking guy
No! You ain't alright, Spider/Chaz!
Name AND place drop in one tweet. The Entourage fan in me is proud
Knowing how Chaz loves to over-inflate the importance of his sources and reading this literally, he was probably next to a magic Johnson but not the Magic Johnson.
What a dick.
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