“Moar Theta.” Get it? And look, there’s a middle-aged white guy on it. In Chicago. Do the math, people!

Chicago-based billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin was seen chilling on a yacht on Lake Michigan over Memorial Day Weekend, according to a witness who took photos.

Griffin, who runs Citadel, was spotted on board a72-foot Princess Yacht appropriately named “Moar Theta”. It’s a name that only traders could truly appreciate.

On second thought, there are a lot of middle-aged white-guy traders in Chicago.

UPDATE: We reported earlier that hedge fund manager Ken Griffin was seen on the boat. It wasn’t Griffin. Our apologies.

A Yacht Was Spotted In Chicago With A Name That Only Traders Could Appreciate [BI]
Hedge Fund Manager Ken Griffin Was Seen Chilling On A Yacht With A Name That Only Traders Could Appreciate [BI]

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  1. Posted by OH GAWD | May 27, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    Shazar pulling articles from BI. Sounds about right.

  2. Posted by guest | May 27, 2014 at 3:57 PM

    you're a moron.

  3. Posted by guest | May 27, 2014 at 3:57 PM

    reading comp not really your forte?

  4. Posted by Joel Mchale | May 27, 2014 at 4:02 PM

    Whoever this knob is on this boat I hope he gets Lou Gehrigs disease.

  5. Posted by guest | May 27, 2014 at 4:05 PM

    tough but fair

  6. Posted by Old Saw | May 27, 2014 at 4:16 PM

    Where are the clients' yachts?

  7. Posted by Guest | May 27, 2014 at 4:42 PM

    Its probably Ken's IT guy. Ken's got a 108 ft yacht.

  8. Posted by dude | May 27, 2014 at 4:59 PM

    Looks like a dude fest

  9. Posted by douchemonger | May 27, 2014 at 5:37 PM

    Really doubt Ken Griffin would be seen in the Playpen

  10. Posted by C'mon | May 27, 2014 at 7:32 PM

    no one thought the "Miami, FL" port signifier was a giveaway?