Take $6 million, three apartments in that building along the BQE you sort of remember from “Top Chef” and a few demolished walls. What do you get? Hedge fund manager Stuart Leaf hopes the answer is $32 million.

Behold, the most expensive home in Brooklyn: an 11,000-square-footpenthouse at One Brooklyn Bridge Park, which just dropped onto the market for an eye-popping $32 million. Sadly, there is no floorplan to guide us through the sprawling space—which the brokerbabble describes as “what dreams are made of”—but its features include a 3,500-bottle wine room, a home theater, a gym with a climbing wall, six bedrooms, and a huge private terrace. The master suite has a ginormous marble bathroom and wood-paneled his-and-her closets.

This $32M Penthouse Is Brooklyn’s Most Expensive Home [Curbed]
Listing: “What Dreams Are Made Of” [Sotheby’s]
Who are the sellers of Brooklyn’s priciest home? Find out here [Brooklyn Daily Eagle]
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  1. Posted by Hungry Developer | May 22, 2014 at 11:13 AM

    They are building towers on pier 6 that will block this view. He is hoping to sell before people realize that. Classic!

  2. Posted by Bandersnatch | May 22, 2014 at 12:39 PM

    I know Manhattan real estate is expensive, but for $32 mm you could probably find something acceptable on the right side of the bridge.

  3. Posted by George Berkeley | May 22, 2014 at 2:03 PM

    If a mustachioed man named Sage crashes his fixed-gear bicycle infront of an artisanal kimchi shop in Brooklyn, does it make a sound?

  4. Posted by BNP HR | May 22, 2014 at 3:46 PM

    If you buy a $32MM apartment in NYC than there is really no help for you. Its a moronic purchase no matter how much money you make. You should be living on the beach in Laguna in a caste and laughing

    PS this blog is dead. God damn shame

  5. Posted by Guest | May 22, 2014 at 3:56 PM

    Laguna in a castle? Pretty sure that's called a moat.

  6. Posted by Guest | May 22, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    Plus, is not even New York. It's Brooklyn.

  7. Posted by Satiated Developer | May 22, 2014 at 4:09 PM

    Proposed Pier 6 towers (if ever built) will not block view of lower manhattan and harbor from this unit, or any unit for that matter as this building is north of Pier 6 development sites. However, they will block view of red bull distribution warehouse on Pier 7. That said, ask is too high.

  8. Posted by KingCo | May 22, 2014 at 4:20 PM

    Did you type that riding the PATH to Newport?

  9. Posted by Wu tang financial | May 22, 2014 at 4:36 PM

    KingCo is mumbling his words because he is sucking on my kneecaps

  10. Posted by Ohh burn! | May 22, 2014 at 4:39 PM

    There is no PATH I don't take when I am slaying bitches at the Standard.

  11. Posted by Guest | May 22, 2014 at 4:47 PM

    Good effort, wrong outer borough.