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If You Can’t/Won’t Come Up With $98 Million For Steve Cohen’s Place, Maybe You’d Like To Move To Brooklyn For A Little Less?

Take $6 million, three apartments in that building along the BQE you sort of remember from “Top Chef” and a few demolished walls. What do you get? Hedge fund manager Stuart Leaf hopes the answer is $32 million.

Behold, the most expensive home in Brooklyn: an 11,000-square-footpenthouse at One Brooklyn Bridge Park, which just dropped onto the market for an eye-popping $32 million. Sadly, there is no floorplan to guide us through the sprawling space—which the brokerbabble describes as “what dreams are made of”—but its features include a 3,500-bottle wine room, a home theater, a gym with a climbing wall, six bedrooms, and a huge private terrace. The master suite has a ginormous marble bathroom and wood-paneled his-and-her closets.

This $32M Penthouse Is Brooklyn’s Most Expensive Home [Curbed]
Listing: “What Dreams Are Made Of” [Sotheby’s]
Who are the sellers of Brooklyn’s priciest home? Find out here [Brooklyn Daily Eagle]
Earlier: Clear Steve Cohen’s Schedule

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11 Responses to “If You Can’t/Won’t Come Up With $98 Million For Steve Cohen’s Place, Maybe You’d Like To Move To Brooklyn For A Little Less?”

  1. Hungry Developer says:

    They are building towers on pier 6 that will block this view. He is hoping to sell before people realize that. Classic!

    • Satiated Developer says:

      Proposed Pier 6 towers (if ever built) will not block view of lower manhattan and harbor from this unit, or any unit for that matter as this building is north of Pier 6 development sites. However, they will block view of red bull distribution warehouse on Pier 7. That said, ask is too high.

  2. Bandersnatch says:

    I know Manhattan real estate is expensive, but for $32 mm you could probably find something acceptable on the right side of the bridge.

  3. George Berkeley says:

    If a mustachioed man named Sage crashes his fixed-gear bicycle infront of an artisanal kimchi shop in Brooklyn, does it make a sound?

  4. BNP HR says:

    If you buy a $32MM apartment in NYC than there is really no help for you. Its a moronic purchase no matter how much money you make. You should be living on the beach in Laguna in a caste and laughing

    PS this blog is dead. God damn shame