The more things change, the more they stay the same, except if we’re talking about Patagonia fleeces, which these clearly are not, although perhaps these are those will be issued for Fall/Winter.
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Related: “What the hell am I supposed to do with these?!”
fleeces, Hedge Funds, Point72 Asset Management, SAC Capital, the hedge fund formerly known as SAC Capital, The Saga Of SAC, The Stevie Files
The intern must have designed that logo.
If you count the dots, there are 72 of them.
The point is Stevie you fucked around and got caught, you are now an afterthought. You can have the other 71 points back
WE ARE…POINT SEVENTY-TWO ASSET MANAGEMENT.
WE ARE…POINT ah, screw it.
SHES ALREADY GOT C-CUPS
BUT NOW SHES GETTING DOUBLE D'S!!!!
Bonus Watch ’16: Local Hooker Should Be Getting Paid Extra For This
You want to b*tch about your bonus? That’s another $500.
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