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Area Millionaire Puts Donald Sterling In 2017 Death Pool

Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling has a right to pursue his $1 billion federal lawsuit against the National Basketball Association, but the 80-year-old might not live to see the end result, millionaire businessman Kevin O’Leary told CNBC on Tuesday. “This will not be resolved until Mr. Sterling is dead because this is going to last three to seven years … I don’t think he’s going to outlast the litigation. It’ll get settled after he’s passed,” said O’Leary. [CNBC]

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  1. Guest says:

    Oh, I think you'd be surprised at how long people can hang around past their life expectancy.

    – Charles Mountbatten-Windsor

  2. King Henrik says:

    "I'll take Shit Everyone Already Knows for 1K Alex…"

  3. Guest says:

    I was just thinkning the actual valutaion of the Clippers may reach $2 Billion by the time Steve Ballmer passes.

  4. Guest says:

    The magic blue pill gives him incentive to last past 3 years. Ask any octogenarian horndog.

    • Quant me maybe... says:

      So, I was talking to one of my co-workers in London on the end-of-day call. He thought the whole thing was really stupid — paying some skinny ugly 20 something with a Ferrari and other seriously expensive shit when he could have just leased a girl out in London for a lot less – and done it legally.

      >apparently the whole racist rant thing didn't register.

  5. Hobbes says:

    Ah, the sound of one asshole shitting on another asshole. Glorious.

  6. Hibbert says:

    Mongo like smash smash