On the evening of Wednesday, June 18th, we will be holding Dealbreaker Dramatic Reading Night Part III. For those of you who missed DBDRN The Original and DBDRN The Sequel, a professional actor who made it through a grueling audition process will read selected highlights from the Dealbreaker cannon for the assembled audience’s delight. If you’ve ever wanted to see Wilbur Falcone come to life; if you’ve been dying to experience a dramatic rendition of a noted hedge fund manager’s rant in the comments section of DB; if you’ve always wished Dealbreaker came with an audio guide…this event is for you. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL.

The first 5 people to buy their ticket today will receive a highly coveted Dealbreaker banker bag,* for the price of on the house. Do it here, do it now:

*You will receive your bag at the event.

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  1. Posted by snk | June 12, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    This sounds truly brilliant!

  2. Posted by Guest | June 12, 2014 at 11:10 PM

    I'm waiting for confirmation that the role of Shaz will be to stand up after each reading and repeat what was just said before I commit. Kudos to Bess for picking up the slack and hiring the retarded now that Lehman and Bear are no longer in a position to do so.

  3. Posted by Guest | June 13, 2014 at 1:11 AM

    Bag filled with Shaz's bodyparts?

  4. Posted by Bandersnatch | June 13, 2014 at 8:22 AM

    What time and where?

  5. Posted by Quant me maybe... | June 13, 2014 at 10:24 AM

    per: http://dealbreaker.com/2014/05/coming-soon-dealbr
    tbd location somewhere downtown at 7:30pm.

  6. Posted by Shits weak | June 13, 2014 at 11:21 AM

    Would rather have an Opening Bell everyday…

  7. Posted by Alt_EST | June 13, 2014 at 12:06 PM

    For those of us who "mistimed the market" and already purchased tickets, this feels like a missed opportunity.

  8. Posted by guest | June 13, 2014 at 1:07 PM

    Tribeca, 7:30, 6/18.

  9. Posted by BessLevin | June 13, 2014 at 1:08 PM

    Send me an email and we can work something out.

  10. Posted by Alt_EST | June 13, 2014 at 2:46 PM

    "…we can work something out."

    God I hope we're not talking about banker bags any more…

  11. Posted by Chuck | June 13, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    Hey yous guys. ClassyGassy here….da wurlds greatest reporterer. Dis remembers me of when I wuz a kid and da teach would ask me to be readin out loud to da class. I wuz a biggur punk back den dan I am now. Words dat aint four letters throw me off, soes dat was pretty hard to read to da utter kids.

  12. Posted by Guest | June 17, 2014 at 1:37 PM

    Die.