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Here Are Some Things That Exited Bill Gross’s Mouth This Afternoon

Bill Gross was at the Morningstar annual conference in Chicago today, saying things. Here are some of the things he said:

As you were.

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9 Responses to “Here Are Some Things That Exited Bill Gross’s Mouth This Afternoon”

  1. guest says:

    can't wait for this to be adapted for the next dramatic reading night!

    -guy still laughing from last night

  2. Guest says:

    Justin Bieber doesnt get Botox treatments and wear BlueBlockers.

  3. Guest says:

    wtf #$!@#$!!@#!@!!!! with this layout…

  4. Guest says:

    $30 Billion in redemptions > utterances from the great one at the podium.

  5. scared guest says:

    he sounds totally reasonable and not at all insane…

  6. Bandersnatch says:

    From this day on, the official language at Pimco will be Swedish. In addition to that, all employees will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all employees over 50 years old are now 50 years old!
    – A fan of Woody Allen before he became an unfunny criminal

  7. Another Guest says:

    Were he someother other than Bill Gross, others would have lost total credibility. The Scared Guest is right – it is scary!