Bill Gross was at the Morningstar annual conference in Chicago today, saying things. Here are some of the things he said:

As you were.

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  1. Posted by guest | June 19, 2014 at 4:47 PM

    can't wait for this to be adapted for the next dramatic reading night!

    -guy still laughing from last night

  2. Posted by Guest | June 19, 2014 at 4:56 PM

    Justin Bieber doesnt get Botox treatments and wear BlueBlockers.

  3. Posted by Guest | June 19, 2014 at 4:59 PM

    wtf #$!@#$!!@#!@!!!! with this layout…

  4. Posted by Guest | June 19, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    $30 Billion in redemptions > utterances from the great one at the podium.

  5. Posted by guest | June 19, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    um, what?

  6. Posted by scared guest | June 19, 2014 at 5:03 PM

    he sounds totally reasonable and not at all insane…

  7. Posted by Bandersnatch | June 19, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    From this day on, the official language at Pimco will be Swedish. In addition to that, all employees will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all employees over 50 years old are now 50 years old!
    – A fan of Woody Allen before he became an unfunny criminal

  8. Posted by Another Guest | June 19, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Were he someother other than Bill Gross, others would have lost total credibility. The Scared Guest is right – it is scary!

  9. Posted by Puck It | June 20, 2014 at 9:16 AM

    Don't encourage him.