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Janet Yellen’s Neighbors Irked By Sight Of Security Detail’s Guns, Guts

The Wall Street Journal reports that Hillandale residents have a lot of complaints about the Fed Chair’s secret service team (their guns, their security cameras, their trucks, the fluid said trucks apparently spill onto the street), but chief among them appear to be their corpulence.

  • “As neighbors tell it, earlier this year, the security detail protecting new Federal Reserve Chairwoman Janet Yellen barreled through the cul-de-sac where she lives in oversize vans loaded with guns, cameras and takeout pizza.
  • Now we have this group, overweight, wearing the most ridiculous blue uniforms with the most ridiculous blue caps, and they have guns that are visible.”
  • Neighbors seem especially put off by the aesthetics of the security detail, in particular their blue uniforms and—in the words of one resident—”doughnut bellies.”
  • “Some neighbors say it’s great, all the security that is in the neighborhood,” he says. “But these characters are only here for Janet Yellen. They’re not going to be distracted by robbers, rapists or any other thing. Besides, these guys couldn’t catch a thief if their lives depended on it.

Security Detail for Fed Chairwoman Irks Neighbors [WSJ]

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3 Responses to “Janet Yellen’s Neighbors Irked By Sight Of Security Detail’s Guns, Guts”

  1. Guest says:

    Yellen unable to control inflation of personal security, what does that mean for the economy? ~Huffington Post

  2. Geust says:

    1st world problems. Neighbors may hyperventilate to death.

  3. Guest says:

    They’re not going to be distracted by robbers, rapists or any other thing.

    ^^ Overreact much?