Charlie Gasparino’s Guide To A 4th Of July Your Guests Won’t Soon Forget

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13 Responses to “Charlie Gasparino’s Guide To A 4th Of July Your Guests Won’t Soon Forget”

  1. Captain Oblivious says:

    You forgot "invite over all of your friends who are stock loan"traders", try to talk to them about the market but realize they know nothing except rate changes or recalls and don't know that Tesla makes cars.Other that that I am concern less

  2. Shaz's beard says:

    Also forgot the roofies

  3. Hopeful Guest says:

    I wouldn't be upset to hear come Monday that Gasparelli was involved in a freak M80 fireworks accident. You know, nothing life-threatening. Just something that gets him off the air/twitter for a little bit. Maybe causes him to reexamine his perspective on life a bit

  4. bnp hr says:

    Charlie, what differentiates that meal from every other goomba holiday? You put the eggplant parm on skewers? Do us all a favor and just stop talking. Don't put da drakkar noir on near da bbq, da flames hurt da skin like yous wouldn't buhleive. Fuckin tard

  5. Upper Decker says:

    Da fuckin chazcoal briquettes iz hot.

  6. derp says:

    He also left out downing three too many vodkas before tossing M-80s into the Korean deli.

    Pops lost a pinkie at Old Baldy ya know.

  7. chaz fanatic says:

    Ohhhhh!!! Who wants a hotdog ova hea??? Im sweating try my thoid wife beata maron a mi. Next year I'm going to friggin LBI where all the hittas go for da summer screw Bensonhurst!

  8. theShizznitt says:

    I would've guessed his three things included a mattress on the bedroom floor, Stacker 2 and vodkas, and a case of MET-Rx bars.

  9. Guest says:

    Charlie Gasparino, putting the 'moo' in mook since 1987

  10. Gazza Fan says:

    Can't wait for the fanny pack East River Park exercise session and NY Athletic club sauna pics that will no doubt follow this feast.

  11. Chimpahan says:

    CNBC misses his "breaking stories" , which he lifted from reuters