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  1. Posted by Captain Oblivious | July 2, 2014 at 10:38 AM

    You forgot "invite over all of your friends who are stock loan"traders", try to talk to them about the market but realize they know nothing except rate changes or recalls and don't know that Tesla makes cars.Other that that I am concern less

  2. Posted by Shaz's beard | July 2, 2014 at 10:57 AM

    Also forgot the roofies

  3. Posted by Hopeful Guest | July 2, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    I wouldn't be upset to hear come Monday that Gasparelli was involved in a freak M80 fireworks accident. You know, nothing life-threatening. Just something that gets him off the air/twitter for a little bit. Maybe causes him to reexamine his perspective on life a bit

  4. Posted by bnp hr | July 2, 2014 at 11:09 AM

    Charlie, what differentiates that meal from every other goomba holiday? You put the eggplant parm on skewers? Do us all a favor and just stop talking. Don't put da drakkar noir on near da bbq, da flames hurt da skin like yous wouldn't buhleive. Fuckin tard

  5. Posted by Upper Decker | July 2, 2014 at 11:18 AM

    Da fuckin chazcoal briquettes iz hot.

  6. Posted by derp | July 2, 2014 at 11:52 AM

    He also left out downing three too many vodkas before tossing M-80s into the Korean deli.

    Pops lost a pinkie at Old Baldy ya know.

  7. Posted by chaz fanatic | July 2, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    Ohhhhh!!! Who wants a hotdog ova hea??? Im sweating try my thoid wife beata maron a mi. Next year I'm going to friggin LBI where all the hittas go for da summer screw Bensonhurst!

  8. Posted by theShizznitt | July 2, 2014 at 12:16 PM

    I would've guessed his three things included a mattress on the bedroom floor, Stacker 2 and vodkas, and a case of MET-Rx bars.

  9. Posted by guest | July 2, 2014 at 12:36 PM

    eggplant parm on skewers = fantastic business idea

  10. Posted by Lowly Assistant | July 2, 2014 at 1:49 PM

    No love for palmiers?

    -Not San Gennaro, But a Fan of His Work

  11. Posted by Guest | July 2, 2014 at 3:01 PM

    Charlie Gasparino, putting the 'moo' in mook since 1987

  12. Posted by Gazza Fan | July 2, 2014 at 3:14 PM

    Can't wait for the fanny pack East River Park exercise session and NY Athletic club sauna pics that will no doubt follow this feast.

  13. Posted by Chimpahan | July 2, 2014 at 4:49 PM

    CNBC misses his "breaking stories" , which he lifted from reuters