Ex-Evercore Banker Has Airtight-ish Excuse For Insider Trading In Baby Mama’s Account

In court today, where he pleaded guilty, Frank Perkins Hixon Jr. laid out his thinking:

  • This wasn’t about avarice, it was about love
  • All he was trying to do was set up a nest egg for the woman with whom he had a two year affair, and their love child
  • But because his lady friend would not accept cash, he gave her the next best thing, the proceeds from trades based on material non-public information

Hixon said today his trading was intended to ensure he remained in contact with his child, conceived during a two-year extramarital relationship with Destiny Robinson, and didn’t stem from greed. “Mr. Hixon’s actions were a misguided expression of love and support for his younger daughter, whom he desperately feared losing,” his lawyer, William F. Johnson, argued in a July 18 filing in Manhattan federal court. Hixon, who’s scheduled to be sentenced by U.S. District Judge Ronnie Abrams Aug. 1, said his ex-girlfriend wouldn’t accept money from him. So Hixon traded in Robinson’s account based on inside information, he claimed. “Her pride would allow her to accept his investment ideas, but not his checks,” Johnson said in the court filing.

FPHJ did not say whether or not the same explanation holds for his father and/or if he also owed his dad child support.

Hixon was also charged with using inside information to trade in his father’s account.

No further questions.

Ex-Evercore Banker Says Inside Trades for Child Support [Bloomberg]

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3 Responses to “Ex-Evercore Banker Has Airtight-ish Excuse For Insider Trading In Baby Mama’s Account”

  1. HotKarl says:

    Baby Momma Haiku:

    Fucking skanky hoes
    Dictates one's own Destiny
    When the Hot Beef Injection
    Results in sentencing

  2. Guest says:

    Nobody ever marries the chick named Destiny, unless of course he is a male porn star or stripper also.

    • guest says:

      Unfortunate for the child, although she'll be a "survivor" and grow up to be an "independent woman" as her dad is faced with mounting legal "bills, bills, bills" and hopes his cellmate doesn't find him to be "bootylicious."