Metro North Rider Follows The 150 Second Rule

A lot of financial services employees are going to take Metro North home tonight, some out to Westchester and CT, others doing the reverse commute from Greenwich, Stanford, and other hedge fund HQs. Even without the bar car, some of you are going to be drunk and probably all of you are going to be hungry. The question you need to ask yourselves is: will you eat chips off the floor like this fellow rider?

Metro-North Gourmand Savors Delicious Chips Scraped From Train Floor [Gothamist via DI]

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32 Responses to “Metro North Rider Follows The 150 Second Rule”

  1. Guest says:

    and she has been sucking my dick with that mouth?

  2. Playa Hata says:

    Typical Guidette probably heading to Wantagh or Babylon. What a pig.

  3. HotKarl says:

    This reminds me exactly of that one scene in Anal Creampie Surprise….

    – J Gundlach

  4. theinternet says:

    1 girl 2 chips

  5. Guest says:

    USA, USA, USA !

  6. Guesteban says:

    Something something, Doritos Locos, something something, Penn Station Taco Bell, something something, Jersey/Long Island girls and what they won't put in their mouths.

    My favorite kind of dealbreaker in any event.

    — Guy who's phoning it in today

  7. Guest says:

    I bet she had already swallowed the dressing. So she had to go for the chips.

  8. Captain Oblivious says:

    Totally disgusting, this chick has tons of bacteria running through her. That said I would, through the backdoor but only in the Metro North bathroom while train was moving.

  9. French Guest says:

    Seen worse.

    – Montreal Subway Rider

  10. Im_a_Dude says:

    its not just that she ate them, its the way she savors them, closing her eyes…

  11. Eric Cartman says:

    Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?!

  12. Guest says:

    The half-assed "scrape 40% of the pile and then immediately pour them mostly in your mouth" ruined my day.

  13. Guest says:

    I feel like we're glossing over just how disgusting this is. People walking on NYC streets/subway platforms/etc. then walking on exactly this part of the train, and she decides it's a good idea to eat off it. Can't even imagine being that drunk.

  14. guest says:

    What a pig!


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  16. GSelevator says:

    video here since it was deleted.