• 29 Jul 2014 at 3:13 PM

Metro North Rider Follows The 150 Second Rule

A lot of financial services employees are going to take Metro North home tonight, some out to Westchester and CT, others doing the reverse commute from Greenwich, Stanford, and other hedge fund HQs. Even without the bar car, some of you are going to be drunk and probably all of you are going to be hungry. The question you need to ask yourselves is: will you eat chips off the floor like this fellow rider?

Metro-North Gourmand Savors Delicious Chips Scraped From Train Floor [Gothamist via DI]

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  1. Posted by Guest | July 29, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    and she has been sucking my dick with that mouth?

  2. Posted by Guest | July 29, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    Could have been better.

  3. Posted by Playa Hata | July 29, 2014 at 3:40 PM

    Typical Guidette probably heading to Wantagh or Babylon. What a pig.

  4. Posted by HotKarl | July 29, 2014 at 3:41 PM

    This reminds me exactly of that one scene in Anal Creampie Surprise….

    - J Gundlach

  5. Posted by Playa Hata | July 29, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    Yeah but then you get the crunching sound, like the chips in the sandwich sort of effect

  6. Posted by guest | July 29, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    This is Metro North, not the LIRR, which means it doesn't go to Wantagh or Babylon. Thanks for playing though.

  7. Posted by guest | July 29, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    "Wantagh or Babylon"

    know how I know you're an idiot?

  8. Posted by guest | July 29, 2014 at 3:49 PM

    oh, like you're some prize?
    -those chips

  9. Posted by Guest | July 29, 2014 at 3:54 PM

    The surprise part?

  10. Posted by theinternet | July 29, 2014 at 3:57 PM

    1 girl 2 chips

  11. Posted by Guest | July 29, 2014 at 3:57 PM

    USA, USA, USA !

  12. Posted by Guesteban | July 29, 2014 at 3:59 PM

    Something something, Doritos Locos, something something, Penn Station Taco Bell, something something, Jersey/Long Island girls and what they won't put in their mouths.

    My favorite kind of dealbreaker in any event.

    – Guy who's phoning it in today

  13. Posted by Playa Hata | July 29, 2014 at 4:11 PM

    Blue seats are LIRR. Metro North are red. Get a fuckin clue

  14. Posted by Fervent Reader | July 29, 2014 at 4:13 PM

    Given all the time on your hands from being unemployed, one would think you could come up with something funnier.

  15. Posted by Guest | July 29, 2014 at 4:30 PM

    Ooohhh. Sorry, Oprah, didn't know I was writing for the Pulitzer committee.

  16. Posted by Guest | July 29, 2014 at 4:44 PM

    I bet she had already swallowed the dressing. So she had to go for the chips.

  17. Posted by Retired | July 29, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    Oprah's book club = how I heat my Vail house.

  18. Posted by Captain Oblivious | July 29, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    Totally disgusting, this chick has tons of bacteria running through her. That said I would, through the backdoor but only in the Metro North bathroom while train was moving.

  19. Posted by French Guest | July 29, 2014 at 5:05 PM

    Seen worse.

    - Montreal Subway Rider

  20. Posted by Im_a_Dude | July 29, 2014 at 5:09 PM

    its not just that she ate them, its the way she savors them, closing her eyes…

  21. Posted by JTK | July 29, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    Not true. Blue cars are NY cars, and they go up the Harlem and Hudson lines too. Get your fucking clue.

  22. Posted by Eric Cartman | July 29, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?!

  23. Posted by Guest | July 29, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    The half-assed "scrape 40% of the pile and then immediately pour them mostly in your mouth" ruined my day.

  24. Posted by Guest | July 29, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    I feel like we're glossing over just how disgusting this is. People walking on NYC streets/subway platforms/etc. then walking on exactly this part of the train, and she decides it's a good idea to eat off it. Can't even imagine being that drunk.

  25. Posted by guest | July 29, 2014 at 9:44 PM

    What a pig!

    -Wilbur

  26. Posted by Angry Bald Quant | July 29, 2014 at 9:48 PM

    Top Ten Signs You Where a Bear Stearns Sales Assistant

    No.2: See Video

  27. Posted by GSelevator | July 30, 2014 at 4:12 AM

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2709927/T

    video here since it was deleted.

  28. Posted by Short, But Long | July 30, 2014 at 9:56 AM

    Poutine off the floor?

  29. Posted by Guest I Guess... | July 30, 2014 at 10:46 AM

    This is true, but this girl is definitely on her way to long island.

  30. Posted by guest | July 30, 2014 at 12:26 PM

    you made my day

  31. Posted by CP4L | July 30, 2014 at 2:28 PM

    I'm quite sure they've never made a movie called Anal Creampie Expectation.

  32. Posted by guest | July 30, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    "where"?