Things Are Itchy At Deutsche Bank

From the front lines:

“Bed bug outbreak on the trading floor at 60 Wall. There were bed bug sniffing dogs in this past weekend and some cleaning was done in a few areas. Affected areas are being fumigated this weekend, but not the entire floor, just where they initially found the bugs. Everyone is still sitting in the same seats. People are pretty amazed they’re not actually going to treat the entire floor. Maybe they’ll give out free DB back scratchers.”

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11 Responses to “Things Are Itchy At Deutsche Bank”

  1. guest says:

    maybe it's a diversion to distract us from the Fed report re: their financial reporting?

  2. guest says:

    speaking of the "things that itch" tag…

    -j "crabs" gunds

  3. Guest says:

    bed bugs ate my financial reporting

  4. guest says:

    those bugs are made by Volkswagen

  5. FP&A - Bed Bugs says:

    attrition is more PR friendly than layoffs…

  6. Sandy Gasparino says:

    There's a bug in my vaginaaaaah!

  7. Wutang Financial says:

    Theres an escargot infestation on the BNP trading floor. Thankfully they have no traders.

    DB is really cutting costs huh? What a cheap ass move not bombing the entire floor. That should worry all DB employees about future cost cutting moves

  8. DB Trader says:

    First they came for the bed bugs, but I said nothing, for I was not a bed bug

  9. Anshu says:

    Apparently all the fines depleted the 'bed bug' reserve fund