During the day, we went to a shooting range where we rode in Soviet-era tanks and shot arrows and machine guns; we also caught a Ukrainian football game and ate a ton of chicken Kiev. At night, we hired hot Ukrainian tour guides — it sounds sketchy but they’re not escorts — to show us around, which was a great idea because none of us knew the language or where to go…I actually think strippers are pretty cliché. The most outrageous requests I get are never from the groom — he just wants to get wasted and have fun — it’s the best man who wants strippers in the room at all times. I like to go for other kinds of shock value: zip lining, tank riding, ATV riding, bungee jumping — basically anything with an adrenaline rush that you probably wouldn’t do at home or with your significant other. But, of course, at night, you have to hit the town. [NYM]

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  1. Posted by guest | July 1, 2014 at 11:52 AM

    hell yes!
    -guest who could go for some chicken kiev right about now

  2. Posted by guest | July 1, 2014 at 11:52 AM

    are we talking about chicken kiev or "chicken kiev" if ya know what i mean?

  3. Posted by Guest | July 1, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    f*cking chiken kiev… it's so salty that after a while you cannot feel your tongue no more

  4. Posted by Dr Snarf | July 1, 2014 at 12:12 PM

    chicken kiev is fucking delicious…………naked fuck berserker!

  5. Posted by Bruce Boxlightner | July 1, 2014 at 12:12 PM

    I'm gunna fuck you till the kiev comes home to roost

  6. Posted by guest | July 1, 2014 at 12:22 PM

    ^^^ escalated quickly.

  7. Posted by Captain Caveman | July 1, 2014 at 12:33 PM

    Call me old fashioned, but i'll take banging the ridiculously hot hooker who looks nothing at all like my fiancé for 1K Alex

  8. Posted by Guest | July 1, 2014 at 1:59 PM

    Who said anything about not hiring hookers? Sure, hookers normally have to strip, but doesn't make them 'strippers'. Strippers may be out, but hookers are in.

  9. Posted by Guesto | July 1, 2014 at 2:48 PM

    I love tank riding with my significant other. What a bunch of bro-body-douches.

  10. Posted by Seriously Confused | July 1, 2014 at 3:38 PM

    Shock Value Bachelor Party Ideas:
    – Tank riding: check
    – ATV riding: check
    – Bungee jumping: check
    – Ziplining: wait, what?

  11. Posted by Guest | July 1, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    U sure this isn't a surreptitious recruiting campaign for the Ukrainian Army? They suck you in with the promise of Ukrainian hookers and then bah-bam, you are there, fighting a war a la Tropic Thunder?

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