• 27 Aug 2014 at 4:54 PM

Horror In The Hamptons: Rosé Shortage Edition

It could come to rationing.

Good luck finding your favorite bottle of rosé in the Hamptons this weekend — or any pink vino for that matter. We hear rumblings that restaurants and wine shops are low on local favorite Wölffer Estate, as well as imports like Domaines Ott and Chateau d’Esclans’ Whispering Angel, because the summering hordes have been tirelessly swilling all season long. Haute Chinese hot spot Red Stixs in Water Mill ran out of Whispering Angel weeks ago. Photographer-turned-vintner Ben Watts’ Spanish WattsUp Rosé is completely sold out at Montauk’s Surf Lodge, Navy Beach and Moby’s in East Hampton. Restaurant 75 Main completely sold its cache of Domaines Ott, but ordered an emergency “pallet” of VieVité…In 2012, rosé was running so low by Labor Day, some stores limited customers to four bottles apiece.

Rosé running dangerously low in the Hamptons [NYP]

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  1. Posted by guest | August 27, 2014 at 5:15 PM

    fuck!

  2. Posted by Bubbalito | August 27, 2014 at 5:20 PM

    WPP.

  3. Posted by Rich Nuveau | August 27, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    If there's anything that says "gauche" it's not rosé.

    - Johnny come lately

  4. Posted by Short, But Long | August 27, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    The second you get your hands on a precious bottle of rose do but one thing… dump it out. You're welcome.

  5. Posted by mee | August 28, 2014 at 1:53 AM

    So ive written some pretty dark and erotic poetry about Ms. Bessy's bazookas. I've never really been attracted to women as you see, I have an alter ego — a darkside if you will. Nevertheless, something calms me when I begin writting about those chest puppies of hers. Amyway, I wrote this one hiku that im really proud of titled "nipple dew". Bess id love to share it with you. Just reply below.

  6. Posted by Guest | August 28, 2014 at 8:08 AM

    Take a glass of red, put some ice in it, 5 minutes later, rosé.

  7. Posted by A 40 a day... | August 28, 2014 at 11:36 AM

    Can someone check the local stash of Old English please?

  8. Posted by mrp | August 28, 2014 at 2:07 PM

    while you're at it, any Four Loko left?

  9. Posted by Everyone else | August 28, 2014 at 2:54 PM

    Shortage of Rose = white-on-white violence?

    What will NYC do without pretentious white folk in boating shoes and polo shirts?

  10. Posted by resep sayur lodeh | August 30, 2014 at 10:08 AM

    dump it out. You're welcome.