Uber Is Getting Into The Prophylactic Business

The car-service app is testing a new delivery system called Corner Store, where in addition to ordering a car to chauffeur you to and from hookups, you can also have it deliver items like tampons, toilet paper, and — yes — condoms. The convenience economy just wants to delight your sex life. [Daily Intel]

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8 Responses to “Uber Is Getting Into The Prophylactic Business”

  1. guest says:

    I see no reason for this.

    -j 'rawdog' gunds

  2. ewberXL says:

    yeah, i've been waiting for a company to develop a way to have somalian nationals deliver me condoms out of a hyundai elantra.

  3. guest says:

    wait. they weren't already?
    -guy who has to go make some calls

  4. Guest says:

    Do they also deliver authentic Mexican coke?

  5. Guest says:

    Drop me in front, her around the corner. Go get the condoms, K-Y and a very large cucumber, put them all in a FedEx envelope. Tell my doorman that it's for Mr. Smith's bird in the nest and hand him the envelope, he will know what to do.

  6. Narcissus Bellicose says:

    So how long until they are into pimping? If they can do that, I'm raising my target.