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Don’t Get Gouged on Gold


When former Microsoft-division Expedia launched in October 1996 on the cusp of the late-nineties Internet boom, the concept of a cost-comparison shopping website was still as foreign to people as mass market cell phones and the mp3. Today, the word Expedia is synonymous with travel, as the company has revolutionized the consumer shopping experience and inspired a legion of similarly themed business models. Continue reading »

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There are a lot of ways to invest out there. Unfortunately, most forms of individual-investor retail active trading are more like gambling than they are like investing, Why? The house always wins, and the longer you play the more money you stand to lose.
“These forms of trading should be regulated as gambling,” says Jon Stein, CEO of Betterment.com. “For those who want to gamble, E*Trade or Options Express are great accounts.” Continue reading »

Poker Lessons For DB Readers

Are you as bad at poker as the editor of this site? You’re in luck–through our partners at Gilt, we’re offering you a one-on-one poker lesson with a World Series of Poker finalist. As an added bonus, the instructor, Clayton Fletcher, is also a comic. After the one-hour poker lesson there will be a reception at CB’s Comedy Club at Caffe del Mare. And you’ll get tickets to Fletcher’s next show. And really, you should be able to make back the price of the lesson after an hour at the tables. The sale for Dealbreaker readers starts today and runs through December 28th. Fletcher has slots open from January 3rd until February 21st. Click here for all of the information.

An Offer from Gilt Group


Need new clothes? For an interview, to impress IR chicks or just sitting around on the couch? Working together with Gilt Groupe, which hosts invitation-only sales of luxury brands at prices up to 70% off retail, we’ve put together a special sale just for DB readers. Here’s your chance to snap up sharp and sophisticated clothing, footwear and accessories, from some of the most trusted names in menswear. See, e.g., Ted Baker; Thomas Pink; Cole Haan; A. Testoni; Calvin Klein and more.

Check out the wares here. The sale starts today at noon and ends at [TK] — so act now.

So! Caesars is putting on a poker tournament* Saturday, March 13 and they want you to be there! Most people need to sign up and pay their own way but one Dealbreaker reader will get his or her buy-in/room/after party access paid for, provided you answer simple question:

Who is responsible for Dealbreaker/Breaking Media’s recent technology woes? Feel free to answer below but in the event you actually want to win this thing, send your answer here, as well. We’ll be picking a winner this Friday. (For those of you who are losers but still want to go, sign up here).

*Stuff you could win: (part of a) $30,000 prize pool, a seat at the World Series of Poker 2010 Main Event, a $7,500 XO JET airfare credit.

FOR ONLINE PACKAGES ONLY, NO REFUNDS FOR CANCELLATIONS WITHIN 72 HOURS OF THE EVENT. $30,000 prize guarantee requires 100 or more participants. Reservations required. Management reserves the right to change or cancel this promotion at any time. Must be 21 or older to gamble, enter, or remain in a New Jersey casino or participate in any Caesars promotion. Know When To Stop Before You Start. ® Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. ©2010, Harrah’s License Company, LLC.

Bell Canada Minds the Bollocks

Sex_PistolsNever_Mind_The_BollocksFrontal.jpg Bell Canada Enterprises (BCE) drops the firebomb on its most recent ad campaign, from Reuters:

The ads for Bell Canada’s Solo discount service showed a young woman decked out in flashy punk rock attire, with a button that reads “Belsen was a gas” — the controversial title of a song by the Sex Pistols, and a reference to Nazi Germany’s Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.
“It was inadvertent,” Bell Canada spokesman Mark Langton said on Friday, noting that the dozen ads were taken down as soon as the company realized its mistake. “Obviously, we would never depict such an offensive slogan in our advertising.”

The ad offended Jews (and Sex Pistols fans) taking public transport in Vancouver and Toronto.
Holocaust song title has firm squirming [Reuters]

It’s My Deutsche In A Box

deutschebank2.jpg From copyranter, how did this man get this woman on top of this building? Easy – a “passion to perform,” a desire to be “lifted even higher,” and a Deutsche in a box.
Step 1: Cut a hole in the logo
Step 2: Put your Deutsche in that box
Step 3: Make her sit on the box
And that’s the way you do it.
Deutsche Bank. A Passion to Perform…oral sex on our Logo. [copyranter]

diet coke.jpg We remember the first time we had a Diet Coke, when that stupid vending machine next to the baseball field was out of regular Coke. After one sip and some great expectorations, we threw the mostly full can away thinking two things: 1.) this tastes like someone added “ass” to water, 2.) girls will put anything in their mouths if they think it will help them lose weight. (Both insights have aided people throughout the years. The first helped Glaceau founder J. Darius Bikoff make millions. The second netted more than a few hummers from Kate Moss.)
As bottled water encroaches on soft-drink territory (the two are now comprable in size, with bottled water bringing in $50 billion a year to soda’s $68 billion), Diet Coke has employed a marketing team of budding Sartreans, who are embracing Coke’s nothingness as quintessential to its being.
A new Diet Coke print ad, pointed out by Freakonmics’ Steven Levitt, simply contains a picture of a can of Diet Coke and the tag-line “99 Percent Water.” (Next up, an abortion-clinic ad that shows a picture of a fetus in a bottle with the tagline “75 Percent Water” (keeping with the theme of the day))
Levitt notes how ridiculous this ad would have seemed in the 80s, and several of the commenters note that pointing out the water content of something is ridiculous in the first place, since everything we drink is mostly water. Starbucks – everything we serve is 98+% water. Even water is 99% water in most cases.
At DealBreaker, we’re starting a new marketing firm for consumer products that will up the post-existentialist ante, and just advertise our products as “99.9 Percent Nothing.” You can eat almost nothing, virtually guilt free. By eating almost nothing, you’re bound to lose weight. After all, everything is mostly nothing (look at an atom).
Diet Coke is 99% Water (And That Is Now a Good Thing) [Freakonomics Blog]