Alphaholic_Anonymous

Recent Comments

  1. 1
    Posted 2010-01-26 11:58:12 on Caption Contest Tuesday

    Doom and gloom, boom and bust. Big. Ass. Bust.

  2. 2
    Posted 2009-12-15 14:16:46 on Raj Rajaratnam Makes A Good Point

    Air Sitar was my idea. Bess, you comment-thief. Now get down and give me 20. Minutes. I'll only need 2.75, though. -Stevie Poo

  3. 3
    Posted 2009-12-10 13:27:24 on Housekeeping

    Bess, see you in a little bit. Looking forward to some "afternoon delight". I'll teach you a new trick: how to make my schlong disappear. -Steve "Magic Hands" Cohen

  4. 4
    Posted 2009-10-26 16:26:40 on Crisis Takes Toll On Economic Indicator

    Greg, We're very impressed with your background. Be it your time writing for famed Wall Street tabloid Dealbreaker or your exemplary marks at The University of Texas- Corpus Christi, we want to offer you a full-time position in our mailroom. Details regarding the offer are attached. We look forward to hearing back from you! Sincerely, Department of Remaining Human Resources Galleon Group

  5. 5
    Posted 2009-10-23 16:35:48 on Investment Banking Self-Defense On The Strip

    Kids from public IBD need this more than anyone.

  6. 6
    Posted 2009-10-23 15:58:26 on Money Never Sleeps Star Not Big Hit In Hot Hedge Fund Mom Circles

    Speaking of head...

  7. 7
    Posted 2009-10-23 11:36:24 on “I’m At MIT Sloan, Racking Up The Mother F*cking Student Loans”

    Yeah, but the fur burgers suck.

  8. 8
    Posted 2009-10-19 14:48:24 on Caption Contest Monday

    Third photograph: "OH YEAH! SITAR HERO IS THE BEST!"