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    Posted 2009-11-11 13:12:25 on Buy Donald Trump’s Prehistoric Aircraft

    I would offer him ivanka's virginity back but i took it fair and square..

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    Posted 2009-11-06 12:36:42 on K1′s Kiener Seeks Diplomatic Immunity After Getting Caught By JPMorgan

    Just another example of JPMorgan controlling the gov't

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    Posted 2009-11-03 16:34:40 on Phillies Win, Threaten To Undermine The Recovery

    @16 Oh, but I already hear regularly from Greg's mom. . . old reliable. . .

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    Posted 2009-10-30 14:03:13 on Tim Geithner Needs To Take A Personal Day

    @12 true, but apparently it is possible to think someone is worse than greg... @18 epic fail. you are worse than greg.

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    Posted 2009-10-29 10:36:25 on Bloomberg Will AGAIN Provide Your Daily Ego Boost: Back By Popular Demand?

    A win for hot banker chicks everywhere!

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    Posted 2009-10-28 13:41:55 on Lenny Dykstra: Homeless Lenny Dykstra Doesn’t Have Money For Gas, Shelter But Could Live In Finest Home Money Could Buy, If He Felt Like It

    @10 I'm still waiting for what comes after "While" . . . ?

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    Posted 2009-10-26 17:29:38 on Galleon Employee Asked To Model Spandex On Conference Room Table

    Much obliged for the picture change, Bess. But you forgot to mention the part where fat man made the analyst spank him and drag him across the floor on a leash. And also that Meredith Whitney was the analyst in question.

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    Posted 2009-10-23 13:03:24 on For Once, A Tax Day To Look Forward To

    epic fail

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    Posted 2009-10-23 12:59:32 on Money Never Sleeps Star Not Big Hit In Hot Hedge Fund Mom Circles

    10? too old... hot hedge fund mom? too young. Gotta hit those shoulder years!

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    Posted 2009-10-23 11:37:15 on “I’m At MIT Sloan, Racking Up The Mother F*cking Student Loans”

    @11 - what he said

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    Posted 2009-10-23 11:31:43 on Presented Without Comment: Ken Feinberg

    However, Feinberg will follow up with these 25 individuals on something he is very familiar with the ethos of: circle jerking and midnight elephant walks. ba-da-bing

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    Posted 2009-10-23 11:23:50 on Caption Contest Thursday

    "Announcing 'Coke Negative'- burns fat - now with more Ex Lax!" "side effects include bloody underwear, vomiting, dizziness and death"

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    Posted 2009-10-22 15:45:10 on Dick Bové Will “Do It Live” No Longer

    @12 - i would help NS hold DiBo down for Whitney, only he has no fight left in him anymore. Only whimpering apologetic on air drivel

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    Posted 2009-10-22 11:30:36 on Bonus Watch ’09: Morgan Stanley

    @3 “it’s going to be controversial. And it is what it is.” and on top of that he commented "at the end of the day" "at this moment in time" and "whatever"

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    Posted 2009-10-21 13:53:26 on Jimmy Cayne Denies Keeping Kilo Of Coke In Desk At All Times

    I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. Guess I had a high tolerance.

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    Posted 2009-10-20 14:38:06 on Congress Should Use A Lifeline

    the chaiwalah has done it again!

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    Posted 2009-10-20 11:36:44 on Let’s Wildly Speculate About: Who’s Perp Walking Next

    and by "gut feeling" bess is referring to that deeply painful feeling you got after yesterday's meeting with chiesi and her friend "strappy"

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    Posted 2009-10-20 11:26:03 on New Castle: We Got Rid Of The Galleon Groupies, Nothing Is F*cked, But We Understand If You Want To Run For The Exits

    @4 = the new killing it

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    Posted 2009-10-19 13:59:23 on Russia Pins Recovery Hopes On Ability To Make It Stop Snowing

    @9 "Try".. "small area"? There are no words in russki for this! Only words like progress and determination have made it into Luzhkov's dialect. . . and consequently failure and disaster... and i think there's a word for global trainwreck...you get the idea.

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    Posted 2009-10-16 10:34:41 on Guy Who Helped UBS Clients Avoid Paying Taxes, Ratted Out Colleagues To IRS Would Like Reward For A Job Well Done

    That's a great plan, [Zerbe]. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch