ArtVandelay

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    Posted 2008-07-10 11:19:12 on Question

    How about WachSachs 5th Ave.

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    Posted 2008-07-03 11:17:21 on Caption Contest Thursday

    "Mr. Holland look-a-like finally arrested for conducting one hell of a Hedgie Opus."

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    Posted 2008-06-24 09:45:03 on Egg-Fearing BoA Interns Compete In McMuffin “Challenge”

    Indeed a late entry, but I had a stroke of genius last night for the contest. It incorporates speed, agility, endurance, and cunning. We have an old fashion drink off, like in Marion's bar in the first Indian Jones. Except instead of liquor, we use coffee creamers. The ones in the little cups. I've done my research and have found that a gallon's equivalent is about 120 cups, and a box of 50 cups is about $4.00. Hour time limit. Any takers?

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    Posted 2008-06-23 09:34:41 on Write-Offs: 06.20.08

    God know's my girlfriend won't...

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    Posted 2008-06-20 10:16:15 on Opening Bell: 6.20.08

    No. There WAS nothing wrong with my name... Until that no talent ass clown started winning Grammy's!

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    Posted 2008-06-20 09:36:54 on Morgan Stanley Rogue Trader Lost $120 Million

    MS heard of Piper's lofty ambitions to be a Central Park dog walker and were kind enough to put him on the accelerated trader program. Who says these banks aren't looking out for the little guys?

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    Posted 2008-06-19 09:13:28 on Who Stands Out In A Bad Way At CNBC?

    Agreed, She is cute. However I wonder how long it takes her to get to the trading floor from The Shire... Look at her next to Mark.

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    Posted 2008-06-19 08:55:27 on Opening Bell: 6.19.08

    It's really sad that I get disappointed when I see Israel and Hamas have reached a truce agreement when the whole reason I clicked on the Israel link in the first place was because I was hoping to get some new info on that egret loving fundie...

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    Posted 2008-06-18 14:13:49 on Layoffs Watch ’08: Wachovia

    Shoot... at 8% he's USING his 10 foot pole...

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    Posted 2008-06-18 10:30:50 on He Could Be ANYWHERE

    Come on... where is Mr. Israel going to get a flux capacitor let alone 1.21 jigowatts in this bear market?

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    Posted 2008-06-18 09:31:41 on Putting Your Interns To Work

    The intern SBUX run time trials. Throw in a couple obstacles i.e. 10 coffees using 2 trays or 6 coffees using no trays add a dash of no elevator usage and we may have a nice little dish here. Be warned the East German judge is still notorious for giving low scores due to loss of coffee...