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    Posted 2011-09-18 22:05:19 on Layoffs Watch ’11: Bank Of America

    I heard from a friend who got canned that the senior folks are saying its ok b/c JPM will be laying off in the next few months, as if 1) that will really happen and 2) that makes it any better The guy who told m ethat is a complete cocksucker, glad he got cut.

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    Posted 2011-08-31 15:25:42 on Master Of The Universe Saves Family From Vermont Flooding, Takes Calls With Reporters Mid-Rescue To Make Sure They’re Getting This

    Not only was his mother running out of medicine, his nose candy supply was nearly exhausted

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    Posted 2011-01-28 20:04:00 on Hedge Fund Managers Less Than Thrilled With Goldman Sachs President’s Interpretation Of Who Caused The Financial Crisis, Why Banks Don’t Need Increased Regulation

    Yeah, we all need the ability to short companies, countries, even wealthy individuals. Why? Because we can.

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    Posted 2010-10-04 16:46:00 on Morgan Stanley Fires Employee For Offering To Clean Guinea Pig Cages, Other Services On Subway

    Bess is everything to this site.... EVERYTHING!!! If The Observer does not give Bess what she's looking for, thus she leaves... their investment will be shot and Bess... your audience will follow you. Hold out for big money and do not sign any non-competing clause unless they give it to you.

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    Posted 2010-09-16 19:06:00 on Woman Suing Goldman Sachs For Discrimination On The Golf Course

    Is this Abby Joseph Cohen? Ha... I knew it!

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    Posted 2010-08-24 15:43:32 on “Other Than That, I Have No Concerns”m

    It's true, the banks may no longer be going concerns. Other than that, I have no concerns. -James C. Blaine

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    Posted 2010-08-20 14:47:06 on Wall Street Much Better At Hiding Crack Habit, OxyContin Than General Population

    Do Bonobos pants come with an inside-the-waistband stash sash? My tailor had those put into all my slacks. Backfired when I put strips of acid in there though.

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    Posted 2010-08-19 13:23:13 on “Young, Ambitious, Female MBA Student” Is Deadly Serious About Soliciting Investment Banking Gig Via Casual Encounters

    She should just wear reverse drag and apply to PingCap...

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    Posted 2010-08-18 13:38:17 on Sick Bastards At Chase Just Messing With You About That Fishing Trip

    @1 You mean The Kid?

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    Posted 2010-08-13 17:23:58 on A Modest Request For A Departing Bro

    Looks like mission accomplished with 458 hits.

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    Posted 2010-08-04 12:52:45 on Laid Off British Banker Finds Meaning In Topless Modeling, Bodybuilding

    From that headshot, Henry may have a future combining his two careers at Ping Capital - assuming he's willing to take some "very racy" photos with a whiteboard marker.

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    Posted 2010-08-02 14:27:59 on Which Aspect Of His Hooker Habit Was Citi Banker ‘Ashamed’ Of?

    He didn't want Vickles to know he was prepping his second round interview with Meredith Whitney Advisory Group.

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    Posted 2010-07-22 12:27:21 on Attention New York Hedge Fund Managers: Jodi Rell Wants A Piece Of You

    Gary. Busey.

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    Posted 2010-07-21 14:16:29 on Reader Poll: “It Moved” Guy Has A Question

    I think the guy gives DB and the suit too much credit for his predicament. Who wants to hire someone that got canned from RBC?

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    Posted 2010-07-08 16:44:22 on Laid Off Wall Streeter Dreams Up Innovation Sure To Rock Your World

    @17 Keep them coming they're hilarious. @18 No one cares you commie.

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    Posted 2010-06-24 12:58:27 on Hugh Hendry: “I Want To Bring Soros Down”

    @5 Do they have a Tea Party in the UK?

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    Posted 2010-06-22 16:39:48 on Steve Cohen Sells Dandy

    Parisian dandy - best band name ever

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    Posted 2010-06-21 14:05:21 on There Are A Few Things That Trouble Bernie Madoff

    @21 I call bullshit

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    Posted 2010-04-30 15:23:59 on Wall Street Rants: “Go ahead and continue to take us down, but you’re only going to hurt yourselves.”

    Hitting grounders is the new nailing your secretary in the ass

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    Posted 2010-04-22 15:37:29 on Obama’s Wall Street “Roast”

    Less kabuki, more bukaki