Barack Obama

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    Posted 2011-12-02 17:01:53 on MF Global’s Board Is Gonna Take Off Now

    Staggering evidence of government corruption....and a real GIFT to any and every republican.

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    Posted 2011-11-03 13:44:30 on That’s Unfortunate

    You probably voted for me you chump

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    Posted 2011-10-31 10:47:52 on MF Global USA Files For Chapter 11

    I hear there's a lot of money to be made in Solar energy. Solar Jon, Solar.

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    Posted 2011-09-27 19:16:16 on Wall Street Protest 2011: How Long Must A Child Of Parents With Multiple Degrees Beg To Be Arrested Before Someone Listens?

    When a family holding a PhD and 3 masters degrees don't know what the term 'short sale' means, it just proves how complex and risky the products that banks offer are.

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    Posted 2011-09-09 09:18:14 on Layoffs Watch ’11: Bank Of America Was Just Kidding About Laying Off 10,000 Employees

    Obviously you guys missed my giant pep rally last night.

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    Posted 2011-09-08 17:21:49 on How Can Obama Make Bill Gross Happy?

    Unemployment benefits extended for an additional 99 weeks since it worked so well last time! In all honesty hardworking taxpayers can afford to "give a little more" to those sitting at home on their couches collecting checks.

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    Posted 2011-04-20 16:25:00 on Donald Trump Refuses To Take Any Crap From China, Bill Cosby

    I believe this new law against first ladies with slovene birth certificates will ensure a fiscally sound future for our nation.

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    Posted 2010-09-27 23:26:00 on Call The Close (In 2025)

    “We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories... [and Marty McFly will go back to the future atop a hovering board to change the course of history to make it so].”

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    Posted 2010-08-21 13:18:37 on Attention Anyone Interested In Offering The “Young, Ambitious, Female MBA Student” Demanding Gigs Via Casual Encounters A Job

    I don't know - that looks like a tremendous resume. It's just M+A, guys.

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    Posted 2009-12-23 13:25:53 on Write-Offs: 12.23.09

    Bess is actually number 1. Had to be a reason why she posted it. Well deserved & well done ma'am

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    Posted 2009-08-25 17:02:33 on Jamie Dimon: Obama’s Perceived Tumescence For Me Is Overblown

    His teeth look very European, no? I want to be European. -Boss Hog

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    Posted 2009-03-04 23:57:11 on Write-Offs: 03.04.09

    That banker is hot

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    Posted 2009-02-01 21:12:26 on No More Than The President Of The United States

    @157 - If we spread the wealth around it makes everyone better off. Stop exploiting people.

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    Posted 2008-12-22 19:24:49 on Write-Offs: 12.22.08

    Word on the street is that the Fed will begin buying equities sometime soon to prop up 401k's...

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    Posted 2008-11-23 19:14:08 on Government Now Getting Nervous About Buying Citay’s Shitay Assets

    Problem with Vikram is that he is not a member of the tribe.

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    Posted 2008-11-21 19:42:01 on The New Treasury Secretary

    member of the tribe = jew, dumbass. Non members of the tribe need to go to goldman to get educated in the ways of the tribe. -Big Chief

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    Posted 2008-11-20 23:19:38 on Layoffs Watch ’08: JPMorgan

    Don't worry, socialism is coming!

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    Posted 2008-10-22 22:38:49 on Write-Offs: 10.22.08

    You bet I'll raise your taxes! The proletariat will take back the means of production from the imperialist capitalist roaders!